Best Experts Poems

They are vain, quarrelsome men
Bloated, opinionated,
Untidy, men cosseted 
By the academic life,
The literary life—smug,
Tell you what authors are in
Or out. They know best—of course....

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Ears listening to only their lies,

And their lies speaking only to them,

Trying to be quiet yet still screaming,

Drowning in rants never heard,

So concise but not too clear,

Imprisoned in thoughts of obsession,

Muttering useless ancient literary rules,

In love with yet hating poetic expressions,

Foreign to their limited constrained...

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I listened to a so called expert as he stated the obvious on TV
Defending bankers and politicians and their reckless spending policy. 
With a straight face he told us it was really all our own fault,
As we didn’t stop them being dishonest with our money...

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today the experts
sole objective to create
a need for their need

© Harry J Horsman  2018...

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I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow.
Spinach is all I eat now.
That silly green grass
is a thing of the past,
for a new wind is blowing this hour.
To methane reduction all power!
If you're a cow too,
show assent by a moo.

Comment:
What could be odder
than this switch to new...

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Hard to fathom the logic of
the following

How in sporting terminology
even the great Tiger Woods
in his pomp and prime employed
the service of a swing coach 
with not a single major title to
his name

And Jose football's special one manager never even played professionally himself

As neither is any...

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Brexit Sonnet No. 32
‘So Experts Say’
 

So experts say whichever deal we get,  
We'll be worse off than if we didn’t leave. 
So experts say where’s under greatest threat,  
Is where we voted out and did not grieve.
So experts say that migrants we’ll...

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The experts were angry at first, but by the time they thought to invite me to the party all three were livid.
Three men were backed up on three walls, bodies crossed, minds set, angry faces, helping not a bit.
I took a deep breath, knowing it...

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Experts bah!

Lies and spin the Brexit crew, knew not, that they knew not what to do....

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For My Investment Experts

Things often  may be hard to digest;
What we will do  that is always best,
A rise,
Realize
Should always buy stock and invest.

Jim Horn...

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Experts Speculated and Simulated

Had heard that some experts speculated,
Must learn how things  can be simulated;
Choir singing;
Better off being,
And parish again soon will be stimulated.

Jim Horn...

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The so-called experts have been saying lately
There's a slow down in global warming
It's true, it hasn't been very tropical lately
Global warming is under performing

Do you think it's possible it just could be
A normal fluctuation in the world's temps
But who am I to offer this assessment
Why...

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I promise I can

I can make you rich, give me fifty quid
I can help you sleep, just turn on my vid
I can change your sex life, NOT LIKE THAT!
I can make your teeth straight and delouse your cat
I can help you grow as a person,...

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What social distance, at sunrise?
Cheek by jowl,no surprise
No greedy cops yet on patrol
Throwing awry, infection control

Elsewhere the experts crunch the numbers
As the hungry nation slumbers
A hundred  deaths amid too many feelings
Negative test results for three thousand shillings

What is true, what is false, we know...

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