Best Experts Poems


A Panel of Experts

They are vain, quarrelsome men
Bloated, opinionated,
Untidy, men cosseted 
By the academic life,
The literary life—smug,
Tell you what authors are in
Or out. They know best—of course.

Poem For Certain Critics - They Know Whom They Are - Wannabe Literary Experts In the Soup

Ears listening to only their lies,

And their lies speaking only to them,

Trying to be quiet yet still screaming,

Drowning in rants never heard,

So concise but not too clear,

Imprisoned in thoughts of obsession,

Muttering useless ancient literary rules,

In love with yet hating poetic expressions,

Foreign to their limited constrained imaginations,

Trapped behind walls of old thought,

Grasping yet never holding reality,

While visions of punctuation and conformity crowd their tiny unexpanded 
minds,

Judging without thinking one step ahead,

Thinking thoughts that kill their judgement,

Still their bodies move forward to nowhere,

Their voices the only sound left to comfort them,

Unaware of love just beneath their windows,

Desolation blinds their desperate micro-management brains,

In pathetic awe of ancient written rules,

Never really meant for ones of their ilk,

For they were penned for poets of consciousness,

Aware their times and rules would surely end,

Were never truly meant for all the centuries, 

Suffocating in the dust of a past they never lived,

Afraid of new ideas of written expression,

Created from the minds of what they fear most,

Free thinking writers unafraid of literary change,

And still,

They talk and talk and talk, saying absolutely nothing.

Copyright © 2014 Robert William Gruhn - All Rights Reserved

"A poem to me is the essence of any thought,
Being built from its foundation into tower scraping sky.
It can fly like no other bird to places never seen,
Even spaceships can only dream of taking its place."

© 2014 Robert William Gruhn
Form: Narrative

Ode To the Financial Experts

I listened to a so called expert as he stated the obvious on TV
Defending bankers and politicians and their reckless spending policy. 
With a straight face he told us it was really all our own fault,
As we didn’t stop them being dishonest with our money in their vault!
We can’t expect banking or governments to do as they are paid,
For a moral compass, is something missing within their pay grade.
Well what can one say; I mean to expect such a fine thing,
With all the rewards and responsibility these positions bring.
Imagine honesty in financial business, a bit much to expect.
As the expert said,” It’s the citizens fault that the country is fecked”.
Form: Couplet


Premium Member Experts

today the experts
sole objective to create
a need for their need

© Harry J Horsman  2018
Form: Senryu

Experts Insist On a Bovine Contribution In the War Against Climate

I'm Olive, a once flatulent cow.
Spinach is all I eat now.
That silly green grass
is a thing of the past,
for a new wind is blowing this hour.
To methane reduction all power!
If you're a cow too,
show assent by a moo.

Comment:
What could be odder
than this switch to new fodder?

So Called Experts Critics and Coaches

Hard to fathom the logic of
the following

How in sporting terminology
even the great Tiger Woods
in his pomp and prime employed
the service of a swing coach 
with not a single major title to
his name

And Jose football's special one manager never even played professionally himself

As neither is any so called expert
critic in any of the field of art be 
that film , poetry , painting , sculpture
or photography

Because surely if in reality
they we're any good at all 
in there field of expertise 
they would be competing not
teaching or passing comment 

So given that Tiger Woods has
20+ plus majors and is considered
to be the greatest golfer to ever play
the game 

Then why on earth would he need 
to employ the service or be willing 
to listen to the opinion of a coach
without a single major title to his 
name

Likewise why should or would any credible artist or come to that fact member of the general public value
the critical opinion of someone or anyone 

With in essence no more clue than
you or i yet given a platform to 
indoctrinate other's


Premium Member Save Us From the Experts

The experts were angry at first, but by the time they thought to invite me to the party all three were livid.
Three men were backed up on three walls, bodies crossed, minds set, angry faces, helping not a bit.
I took a deep breath, knowing it would be a hundred times easier if I made them go,
Because I knew it was a man who tormented him, a man who cracked the belt on his body.
Knowing it would not work, wishing someone had thought to come for me thirty minutes earlier.
These experts were determined to handle this child who was now backed into a corner, baring his teeth.
I had never seen him this way, and I had seen him more than any other child in the school.
I asked him what he wanted, and he threw a cup at me. I had to hold my smile in, knowing him.
The angry faces seemed larger, and more threatening now, so I knew they did not get him, like I did.
After dancing, and singing, and trying to whistle, because that is what he asked me to do,
He came to me, put out his hand and we skipped away from the prying eyes of the experts
Who now reminded us both of our tormenters because of silent, angry telltale in and out buttons of their cheeks.
Sometimes it is better to be an amateur forgiver with an open heart, and a sense of humor.
Being an expert is not what it is cracked up to be.

Premium Member I Can

I promise I can

I can make you rich, give me fifty quid
I can help you sleep, just turn on my vid
I can change your sex life, NOT LIKE THAT!
I can make your teeth straight and delouse your cat
I can help you grow as a person, and a boss
I can make so carefree, you’ll never give a toss
I can make you happy, and live a contented life
I can help (you know what) to satisfy your wife
I can explain the power of attraction, and use the universe
I can help you live forever, you’ll never need a hearse
I can help you slim, you’ll be skinny as a rake
I can help your lips look bigger, but you’ll never look fake
I can give a business plan, where your company will explode
I can take you to the next level, help you cross that road
I can build your website, with a lovely landing page
I can rip you off, by promising your will never age
© Dave Cox  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

If Truth Be Told

What social distance, at sunrise?
Cheek by jowl,no surprise
No greedy cops yet on patrol
Throwing awry, infection control

Elsewhere the experts crunch the numbers
As the hungry nation slumbers
A hundred  deaths amid too many feelings
Negative test results for three thousand shillings

What is true, what is false, we know not
Which book have we sought?
Wisdom, the beginning of all understanding, real
Makes conventional thinking surreal
Form: Rhyme

Brexit Sonnet 32 - So Experts Say

Brexit Sonnet No. 32
‘So Experts Say’
 

So experts say whichever deal we get,  
We'll be worse off than if we didn’t leave. 
So experts say where’s under greatest threat,  
Is where we voted out and did not grieve.
So experts say that migrants we’ll not host,
And crops are left to rot in farmer’s field.
So experts say that notice that was post,
Can be reversed before a deal is sealed.  
So experts say the airlines may not jet,
And Ryan tickets seem not to disagree.
So experts say that Irish line’s a threat,
If rules are not aligned and trade not free.
   So experts say; and we should listen hard,
   For we will pay for future Brexit marred.

©Keith Murphy
Form: Sonnet

Experts Bah

Experts bah!

Lies and spin the Brexit crew, knew not, that they knew not what to do.
Form: Rhyme

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For My Investment Experts

For My Investment Experts

Things often  may be hard to digest;
What we will do  that is always best,
A rise,
Realize
Should always buy stock and invest.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Experts Speculated and Simulated

Experts Speculated and Simulated

Had heard that some experts speculated,
Must learn how things  can be simulated;
Choir singing;
Better off being,
And parish again soon will be stimulated.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The Global Warming Experts


The so-called experts have been saying lately
There's a slow down in global warming
It's true, it hasn't been very tropical lately
Global warming is under performing

Do you think it's possible it just could be
A normal fluctuation in the world's temps
But who am I to offer this assessment
Why they're fluctuating to this extent

Could it possibly be the experts have it wrong
Oh forgive me for suggesting such a thing
After years and years in “forecasting” school
With diplomas under their wing

Weather forecasting is a lot of guesswork
Next to impossible to predict the future
There's so many variables to affect the outcome
Even with all those fancy computers
Form: Rhyme

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