Excreta Poems - Poems about Excreta

Election Blahs

...Election time is upon us once more

Politicoes spew excreta galore

Promising the moon and stars

Even far away Red Mars

Seems we've heard that old baloney before...

Fraught With Ibs Irritable Bowel Syndrome

...Fraught With IBS Irritable Bowel Syndrome...

today – late morning of November 4th 2022
sudden onset experienced whereby
whooshing waste naturally flushed out
ala mine body electric performed co...

Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-

..."Will there be a need for a throne;
To sit on
In heaven
Fecal matter will it matter
Will we eat and consume manna foods
And do angels discharge sweat and waste
Oh! Are there need for...

Stool Matters--

...STOOL MATTERS--
O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!!
Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, 
specially that of common domestic
 farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer
Solid matter dis...

Futile Effort To Plunger the Clogged Kitchen Sink

...Futile effort to plunger the clogged kitchen sink...
courtesy malfunctioning garbage disposal

which won't be removed
by onsite maintenance man
UNTIL/UNLESS 
fruit fly excreta wiped off
(impos...

Dung Excreta-Ala Poop Dejour-

...Crap dung excrement;
Discharged BM;
Defecation discharge fecal matter;
~
Wasted number two;
Deuce feculence faces manure;
Poop muck droppings ordure;
~
Guano guand cowpats
Dung know...

Donations

...Donations
  
  Every week I`m asked for donations
  for worthy causes although my sympathy
  is for the reasons such as the plasticization
 of the oceans, the vanishing bees and etc.
 I find my...

Wiping Out Pollen

...WIPING OUT POLLEN

There was a young man from Marietta.
With the pollen, he had a vendetta.
With hurricane sneeze,
He shook all the trees.
Then his white sleeve, force cleaned, the excreta.

...

Thoughts of Infinite Light

...Thoughts of Infinite Light


Thru no beginning and everlasting end, the loving light shall transcend
The Angels of illumination shall defend its passionate passage to extend
From wit...

Further Qualities of the King the Thiruk-Kural Lauds: Iramaadchi - Canto 39, K381 and K382

...Further qualities of the King* the THIRUK-KURAL lauds: IRAMAADTCHI - Canto 39, K381 and K382

[*modern-day "kings": presidents, prime and chief ministers, governors, dictators and the like; K381...

The Test By Nicanor Parra, Translated By T Wignesan

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			The Test by Nicanor Parra, Translated by T. Wignesan

	What’s an antipoet:
a trader in urns and coffins?
a priest who does not believe in anything?
a general who entertains doubts abou...

Sweet Lucy Part-1

...I was in the coffee house, sipping from that old cup.
I was in New York; winter had never felt so cold,
Yet fitting for such a cold hearted city as this
It was at mid-night, just me and the bar keepe...

Armed With a Plunger

...armed with a plunger
he stares down into the
toilet bowl, as the waste
he’s just expelled
captivates him &
a whole swirl of
ideas comes flooding
like a parade of pummeling
tropical storms tearing at
...

Insecticide

...It’s you I see from the fluttering wings of the butterfly,
How your colours in it’s tireless flitting,
Could not steady itself,

It’s you I see, from the rapid wings of a dragonfly,
Transparency...

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