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Euphemism Poems - Poems about Euphemism


Premium MemberIn Praise of the Euphemism

Of that body part men activate
to urinate or procreate –
as the case or need may be –
it’s clinical terminology
is still considered by many
as off limits in polite society
whereas its vulgar substitutes
still more than ever constitute 
the norm, though by the puritanical
are condemned as inexcusable.
And, therefore, to circumvent
their use and avoid embarrassment
they’ve been discreetly sanitized
and inoffensively
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Categories: euphemism, humor,
Form: Didactic

Premium MemberEuphemism of the Year

~ Euphemism of the Year ~ *

    ''Abortion is health care'

    Those who shout it believe it

       ~ I swear




  * Recent contest conducted on a 
     Chicago radio station. You now
     know the
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Categories: euphemism, abortion, health,
Form: Rhyme



Euphemism

love is silly blind
When it sees and not...
the mulatto is pale
To white says cotton
to Black, coal color
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Categories: euphemism, allegory, allusion, analogy, appreciation,
Form: Light Verse

Premium MemberThe Coming of Summer the Fear of Fall

The Coming of Summer The Fear of Fall
David J Walker

Half-past every euphemism defining 
The truthfulness of youthful youth 
		or
The youthfulness of truthful truth 

Crumbling behind the chime of clocks 
And locks of hair lopped off along the way

Today is 
	Today is
Today

Listen for the pitter-patter of
Little feet 

Catching up 
Spinning calendars

Faster
	Faster

Summer is calling
	A fearful Fall
Is all
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Categories: euphemism, seasons,
Form: Rhyme

Euphemism

Euphemisms collateral damage 
children died and you smiled
at the flashes of light
bombs make at night
casualties counted  
casualties filed
television is making us numb
its sound we march to like a drum
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Categories: euphemism, death, history, hope, peace,
Form: I do not know?




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