Eugene Poems - Poems about Eugene

Figure it factual, the gingham dog and the calico cat did NOT eat each other up like the Dutch clock told the story. Because of loud snoring, Old Dutch clock had stuffed cotton in his ears; and the Chinese plate?...Read the rest...

A dazzling forest of an armpit By watchers paired up with cesspit, A moment's confirming touch of this By much displeased hell - raising Doris, Sure it would puncture Marital Bliss And all day keep her courting a hiss; More so,...Read the rest...

When my uncle married your daughter in 1975, you became his father-in-law. Your daughter gave birth in 1979 and that was when you became a grandpa. You lived long enough to see your great-great-grandchild, that's a privilege...Read the rest...

A shiny forest of an armpit By Ninety-Five percent a cesspit; A quick verifying touch of this By Ridiculed Christopher Elvis Also brandishing a moist pelvis, For long months now excused by Doris His Understanding, Hopeful Girlfriend But clearly seeking...Read the rest...

Eugene, I love you! Tatyana, I’m not the one for you. Tatyana, forgive me, I beg of you, Now I see I can’t live without you! Eugene, forget me, I beg of you, I’m married now and not for you! That...Read the rest...

He says his name is Gene Pool, right away I know he is probably American, there are few to no males called Gene elsewhere. Yes I recognize him instantly. My friends could have all recognized him. Dogs with their wet noses...Read the rest...

Dedicated to a good friend He’s there when you need a friend. He’s there when you need a shoulder to cry on. He’s there when you need someone to talk to. He’s there when you need him. He’s there when...Read the rest...

I am self proclaimed real swinger My name however, for a Nerd is a dead ringer I have perfected the War Craft game On Micro Soft computer applications, I can put anyone to shame I am not into testosterone...Read the rest...