Eugene (

I am self proclaimed real swinger My name however, for a Nerd is a dead ringer I have perfected the War Craft game On Micro Soft computer applications, I can put anyone to shame I am not into testosterone things such as fuel injectors Secretly for Christmas I want a pocket protector For every movie my name is in, I steal the scene It is my parents I owe for the burdensome name of Eugene Other bad names for example one is Clarance He said he was named after his Grandpappy, what an inheritance As for as it goes, I should be thankful for my health I am so grateful for not being named Ralph When I was growing up, there was a kid I know He hated his named Ralph so much, he insisted on being called Ditto I always make sure my handkerchiefs are always clean Welcome to my real world of Eugene There was one Nerd who rivaled my Nerdy world Did I do that? Famous words of Erkel Yes I do wear a wrist watch calculator I carry a pocket sized stapler Girls who share my interests are far and few in between Will any female ever see the masculinity beneath the skin of Eugene