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Gonifs and gossips revisited

...Gonifs and gossips revisited

since originally being crafted
approximately half dozen
dirty deeds done dirt cheap years ago...

Abound and lurk
within every nook and cranny
analogous to some ...

Looking Back To the Future

...Upon reflection looking back

Being I as a person as you yourself are

The past is a mixed bag no matter
who you are

It wasn't all good likewise I couldn't
have been all that bad either

E...

People Need Free Societies

...People need free societies, but I am not referring to the deadly monstrous global pandemic! They need freedom of expression on line and/or in person.
And they need the freedom of speech coupled by a...

The Mask of 19

...Cover your face they say
Black lives matter
Protests on the rise

Did I become rip van winkle?
Have I woken up to madness?
Defund the police and attack them

Push over statues and burn them
...

When Trump Tweets

...
(Played to the tune, “When Sly Calls,”
by Michael Franks)

When Trump tweets,
Mo’ scowls furrow

When Trump tweets,
the scandals grow

As rumors shake,
idle sits the Boss
Bankrupt...

Hollywood Smut

...Hollywood's dirty laundry exposed in the Enquirer
We drool with anticipation at the juiciness we acquire
Why do we revel so
As in smut, we wallow
It sure isn't difficult for our minds to ...

What's Under the Tree Should Be From Austin Macauley

...There they go down the street 
Even before they had anything to eat
During this tradition that has no admission 
People have a wide-eyed appeal
 Since this party is truly the real deal 
When mar...

Blood Tests At Labcorp Equals Vial Experience

...Friday the thirteenth, (September
tooth house hind nineteen)
dark shadows winessed scads of bats
(base sic cully lobbing soupy Matzo balls)

eyeing yours truly as seldom seen
human sacrificial ...

Unpopular

...

It wasn’t her looks
which made her so unappealing
No, ma’am ... 
that girl is a certified cutie pie

It wasn’t her demure charm
that caused man-child rebel teens
to sissy shy away
...

Primo Vere - Spring Comes

...Spring comes
Quietly--
Not with the bleating of lambs or
The tweeting of birds or the
Beating of butterfly wings

Spring comes
Silently--
Celtic through the Neolithic stones,
Unheralded by p...

Ear Wax Art- the Continuing Saga of the Great Belly Button Lint Dust Fire of 93'

...I've been collecting ear wax
Since the belly button lint dust fire went bad
I lost all my dignity in that fiasco
So ear wax is all that I have left

Believe you me, it's not easy
Coming up with...

Li'L Wee Sniggler

...May I be so bold as to allow me to pet your li'l wee sniggler

Forgive me for being so forward

But I couldn't help noticing you have tied a big red bow on it

Is there some hidden sign...

Apparitions

...A stone bridge in the middle of a wood, static in eternity, grand in height and darkened by the growing night. 
Upon it sits a man, his legs and mind yearning for the ground below. He is a good man.
...

More Somewhat Twisted Thoughts of the Day

...I made a wish upon a star and really got burned
I made a wish upon a star and left Madonna breathless
I hitched my wagon to a star but forgot my spacesuit
The stars in my eyes turned out to be black ...

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