Jack Ellison Poet Narrative

Li'L Wee Sniggler

May I be so bold as to allow me to pet your li'l wee sniggler

Forgive me for being so forward

But I couldn't help noticing you have tied a big red bow on it

Is there some hidden significance to this addition

It really wasn't necessary you know

Coz your li'l wee sniggler is not something I wouldn't have noticed

Congratulations on your National Enquirer feature

With you and your wee sniggler cavorting in the shower

Didn't think it liked water with it's tendency to shrivel up

Believe me, if you allowed me to cavort in the shower with you and it

I would certainly keep it occupied and take its mind off

Its dislike of water and I would do my best to stimulate its senses

That has got to be the cutest li'l wee sniggler

I have ever layed my hands on... err, I mean eyes on!

For those of you out there in poetryland

A li'l wee sniggler is actually a cute little doggie known as a Shih Tzu

What were you guys thinking, you naughty people!!!!!



What is this silly nonsense! :)



© Jack Ellison 2014

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Carol Eastman December 7, 2014 at 8:21 AM I was thinking a rubber ducky... Grandpa Troll says he was thinking about his pet mouse... R.I.G.H.T! Silly Dragon was just totally blank... LOL... Dumb Dragon! He said he wants a Shih Tzu!.. Sorry Dragon they're too small for you... That's why we have Great big Lab doggies... They're harder to sit or step on... LOL Jack Ellison December 7, 2014 at 8:27 AM Had you guessing eh! Oh BTW thanks for my first place finish in your Christmas poem contest... you're a real sweetie! Love and hugs XXXX

Donna Jones December 7, 2014 at 8:21 AM Oh....I knew you were upppp to something!!!!..:-) :-) :-) thanks for making me smile Jack Ellison December 7, 2014 at 8:24 AM Seems like a wee bit of naughtiness coming through there, my Donna dear Donna! Loved it! Big squeezie hugs flying to you over the miles... XXXX

Dorian Petersen Potter December 7, 2014 at 7:47 AM This is so humourely funny my dear friend Jack! You really got us there where you wanted us. Lol...ha ha ha...sure you made me laugh with this one and just love the twist to it. Lol..Excellent pen!.A solid 7 for you! Lol thank you for sharing and making me laugh . Have a very lovely week ahead! :) Love and hugs! Xxxx D. Jack Ellison December 7, 2014 at 8:08 AM Jester Jack's right on the edge with this one eh! LOL You are such a gorgeous soul my dear sweet Lady Love! Love and big warm huggsies! XXXXXX