Li'L Wee Sniggler
May I be so bold as to allow me to pet your li'l wee sniggler
Forgive me for being so forward
But I couldn't help noticing you have tied a big red bow on it
Is there some hidden significance to this addition
It really wasn't necessary you know
Coz your li'l wee sniggler is not something I wouldn't have noticed
Congratulations on your National Enquirer feature
With you and your wee sniggler cavorting in the shower
Didn't think it liked water with it's tendency to shrivel up
Believe me, if you allowed me to cavort in the shower with you and it
I would certainly keep it occupied and take its mind off
Its dislike of water and I would do my best to stimulate its senses
That has got to be the cutest li'l wee sniggler
I have ever layed my hands on... err, I mean eyes on!
For those of you out there in poetryland
A li'l wee sniggler is actually a cute little doggie known as a Shih Tzu
What were you guys thinking, you naughty people!!!!!
What is this silly nonsense! :)
© Jack Ellison 2014
Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2014
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