Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I
..."Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two lines down."
And they all watche...
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Categories:
enchilada, crazy, funny, giggle, howl,
Form: Limerick
Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah
...Hello Muddah, hello Faddah,
I’m with Buddah, in Granada,
We had Christmas, in the Isthmus,
Where the misses for our kisses,
Can't resist us.
When my Buddah, wants asada,
He will never ask the...
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Categories:
enchilada, christmas, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Feast
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Candied isle presents herself immodestly,
exposing a proud seduction of
azurity acting. accordingly.
Aisles of eye-taffy, watered-marked
cast ...
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Categories:
enchilada, angel,
Form: Rhyme
Traits of My Character
...Traits of my Character
I lie often and without thinking
I convinced myself I hate roses because most people love them
I give the stray cats outside the Mexican restaurant bits of my enchilada...
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Categories:
enchilada, anxiety, creation, humanity, identity,
Form: Free verse
The Writers Box
...So I write, I write and I write.
I like to write.
I like to write so I write.
There is no purpose
There is no expenditure
There is no outcome
There is nothing other
than me writing.
I'm in...
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Categories:
enchilada, 2nd grade, analogy, birthday,
Form: Alliteration
Delivering a Pickle
...“It’s a pickle, Puss,” her husband proposes.
“Is it sweet?” she probes.
“It’s a dill, Darling. Just what the doctor ordered.”
The doctor’s face, like vinegar. The nurse didn’t care
for pickles at...
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Categories:
enchilada, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Credo
...I have marked my place,
I stand now in the
bulging vein of the moment.
No more hunting for meaning
or for anti-meaning,
all socks are white or not.
I am here.
a one-sized loosely fitted mind,
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Categories:
enchilada, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Prayer After Easter
...I
Do we tire of thanking & gratefulness
I rush about, busy growing stress
Refocus eyes upon the Cross, Jesus
I cannot pray unless I fully CONfess
II
A life, assume it's based on a lie
What ...
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Categories:
enchilada, appreciation, jesus, joy, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
Ruminating Vagaries of Life May 2nd 2021
...Ruminating vagaries of life May 2nd, 2021
(conceived while in utero
which loosely summarization in toto
of this ordinary Joe Schmoe,
who did wade nine months for a roe
at mercy of obstetrician...
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Categories:
enchilada, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Pleasure and Pain
...I once ate a hot enchilada
to warnings I said yada yada
they had rightly said
eat the mild instead
Next time I’ll order a tostada...
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Categories:
enchilada, appreciation, food, funny, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Happy Thanksgiving
...Happy Thanksgiving; you hungry fool.
The skin on my bird is there for you.
The basted on butter and glisten for you.
That succulent flavor that sucks for you.
The Whole enchilada of soaks for y...
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Categories:
enchilada, 8th grade, appreciation, culture,
Form: Quatrain
Vagaries of Life
...Biological copulation draws Easter egg,
fecund gooey glommed gametes
heralding zygote
(adroit bitcoin currency)
describing extemporaneous fusion
generate hormonal influx
juices kickstarti...
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Categories:
enchilada, angel, child, family, joy,
Form: Narrative
Vagaries of Life
...Biological copulation draws Easter egg,
fecund gooey glommed gametes
heralding zygote
(adroit bitcoin currency)
describing extemporaneous fusion
generate hormonal influx
juices kickstarti...
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Categories:
enchilada, allegory, allusion, baby, creation,
Form: I do not know?
Tribute To Linda Poet Destroyer a Potd
...Ay Chihuahua what a hot enchilada
Beguiling in her Dallas Cowboys letterman jacket
Flicker starlight in her eyes angel in beauty
Raven waves of silk long hair
Will torture your soul for...
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Categories:
enchilada, beautiful, poetess, tribute,
Form: Free verse
Tia Maria's Enchilada Blue Plate Special
...Fragrant steaming plate
Smoky spicy chile green
Warm satisfaction
Something foul burning
Within my bowels churning
Gas apocalypse
3/7/16...
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Categories:
enchilada, food, funny, humorous,
Form: Senryu
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