Egg On Your Face Poems - Poems about Egg On Your Face

...Cri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry baby the Earl of Yarmouth (William Seymour) a descendant of very late (to the power of Google - ha) Jane Seymour, Henry VIII's third wife......

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...Some people wind up with twisted knickers When they get insulted by nitpickers Words are sticks and stones Causing moans and groans When they hear heckling whispers and snickers Women used to ......

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...on way to Ulster saw a cumbersome cluster in a big bluster while amicable did become despicable was predictable when perusing on map flowing from tree was much sap between ears big gap ......

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...There was once a young athlete called Grace, Who was leading the egg and spoon race. But her egg had a flaw, And it also was raw. Now she came last, with egg on her face. ......

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...I The pain, the pain - not mine God had allowed them, I didn't whine Love and lottery share a common thread - Money makes them attractive, addictive We know it yet prefer silence, one so eer......

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...Why did she think me 'peculiar' when 'odd' or 'strange' would do I imagine it's an idiosyncrasy ~ one that she never outgrew......

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...Don Ho was always in trouble For blowing a tiny bubble When Ida was born His cheeks went unshorn The egg on his face was stubble......

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...When three friends entered the egg and spoon race Pooh did not think that his pals stood a chance he's so convinced that he’d come in first place he’d pre-prepared a new victory dance ......

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...In Washington Joe Biden's all the buzz Voters are amazed at what the man does He stays awake every day Yet doesn't plan what to say Spending trillions ~ Words just get in the way Kamala ......

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...A rooster gave an hen a chase And caught her in a private place The hen had fun! When she was done The rooster had egg on its face . . . .......

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...The new groom Loved his bride so One day she took ill He took her in tow I'll clean and I'll cook Set you up with a book In a day, maybe two You'll be as good as new To eat, what'......

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...Cupid’s bow broken consults with Easter bunny love – egg on its face......

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...Mad Inventions. . We all have lightbulb eureka moments But some take them to the extreme How some things are conceived Could only come from a crazy imagination And a weird hapless dream . Cre......

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...High time we made a stand And shook Up The views of the common man And the life train Ride from coast to coast ANC is the party We love the most Could it be, could it be Squeaky clean And sm......

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...Karma-Life's Ultimate Avenger I never get this one.........though it's results are delightful and uproarious fun! Mankind with its paltry pretense of perfection, like fools, ......

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