Funny Easter Poems
These Funny Easter poems are examples of Easter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Easter Funny poems written by international poets.
Fluffy, the Fuzzy Bunny BalladHopping across fields of happiness
Early-morning Fluffy rejoices in the edibles of earth
Glowing white and pearly, a real spunky bunny
Points her petite, pink nose upward to...
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animal, april, celebration, easter,
He Thought He Saw The Easter BunnyAn old man thought he saw the Easter Bunny
He had a tail, and he hopped a bit funny
He was with his wife Jean...
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easter,
Easter Bunny SessionThe bunny came and hid the eggs
since he’s mammal the question begs
where did they come from?
did he buy lump sum?
wonder what he’d do with frog...
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animal, easter, fun, funny,
Chocolate Bunnies, Eggs and Jelly BeansAs our family gathered for Easter…within a few minutes…in my brain…a memory was jarred…of our children and grandchildren searching for eggs the Easter Bunny had...
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easter,
Poor Easter BunnyThe Easter bunny’s feeling sick
He ate eight boiled eggs for a trick
And cannot stop fartin
His butt end is smartin
The other bunnies took the mick!
Poor bunny...
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easter,
easter rabid
supervisor edgar white
following a nasty bite
screamed since some find funny
me mauled by a bunny
all get to work late tonight.
...
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animal, cute, easter, funny,
Mr and Mrs SantaWhy was Santa dressed like the Easter bunny, he wanted to run away with his...
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christmas, easter, humor, money,
This Old Post Card Made Me HappyThe Easter Butt, the Easter Butt
Put Away Your Booze and Smut
Kiss your Spouse and Hug your Mutt
And Motorboat the Easter Butt....
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bible, easter, funny, holiday,
A Foot In the DoorLoneliness is never funny
And one can't buy love with money
When lost in despair
Along comes an hare
With eggs he claims eased her bunny...
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easter,
Chainsaw Masssacre Easter BunnyIf you thought killer clowns were fun
Chainsaw Massacre Easter Bunny is right up your plate
If you like Stephen King novels and are not fearful,
You are...
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easter, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Church's Easter Hat ParadeLavender turkey eggs amid purple straw hat
With fake turquoise frosting,
She sits next to me in the hard pew
What kind of sugar ants will be...
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christian, clothes, easter, fun,
They Made Me Sound Crazy To the Neighbors I died some eggs for Easter to celebrate the season.
How was I to know what would happen when, I’d leave them.
Upon the counter top...
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appreciation, cute, easter, fun,
The Easter BunnyThe traditional Easter bunny,
With ears long and funny.
He hops down the bunny trail,
With the cutest cottontail.
Bringing a basket for all the girls and boys,
Filled...
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appreciation, blessing, easter, friendship,
The Easter Egg HuntI don't know how it started
But it's an annual event
But I don't think that an egg hunt
Is the best way to present
The story of our...
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candy, chocolate, easter, family,
Easter Limerick LiesWith more than her share of fake news
Melania suffered the blues
From the President's sleuth
She soon learned the truth
And now spends her days with #MeToos
Our President...
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april, character, easter, funny,