The Bunny Is Dead

What a sad day 
No more Easter bunny
I don't mean to laugh
But some tales are funny

I think in the end
It's really his fault
you would never guess
Who was locked in his vault

The bunny was Jealous 
Of jolly old Saint Nick
He felt like second fiddle
To a jolly white haired prick

So when the vault door opened
He pushed old Nick inside
He thought to himself
I'll take his sleigh for a ride

Before he got going
He loaded eggs in the back
Each one carefully packed
In poor Santa's red sack

On Donner on Blitzen 
They flew up in the sky
An inexperienced flyer
Is now a very dead guy

His tiny bunny body
Was bounced out from the sled
Rudolph tossed him out
So now the Bunny's dead

March 9th, 2013
Clue contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013



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Date: 3/21/2013 8:00:00 AM
Ha, ha! Like the humour here. Poor Bunny.
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Date: 3/16/2013 10:56:00 PM
This was incredibly imaginative, my friend! I like the concept of holiday symbols being jealous of each other. I'm also reminded of that fairly recent movie Rise of the Guardians... in that the Easter Bunny was also jealous of Saint Nick.
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Date: 3/14/2013 7:29:00 PM
This is hilarious Rick, I burst out laughing reading this witty write. Hugs
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 3/14/2013 7:56:00 PM
Thanks Cecilia, you must be psycic, I was just thinking about you just a few hours ago. How are things in your world?
Date: 3/12/2013 8:57:00 AM
hehe...I had a good laugh reading this one...thanks!.....jolly white haired prick...awesome
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 3/12/2013 9:00:00 AM
I had fun writing this one. Thanks for commenting.
Date: 3/11/2013 9:33:00 PM
Clear and concise top rated humor. Dark, yet funny. Real funny. Thanks
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 3/12/2013 7:50:00 AM
Thanks Scott, I'm glad you enjoyed it.
Date: 3/9/2013 4:28:00 PM
Oh my. Now I am worried.
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 3/11/2013 6:56:00 AM
Sorry! Thanks for commenting.
Date: 3/9/2013 10:34:00 AM
May your "Bunny" rest in peace ............ poor little bunny. - Like it, Richard. - Have a nice weekend. - oxox / / Anne-Lise :)
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Richard Lamoureux
Date: 3/11/2013 6:56:00 AM
Thanks Anne Lise
Date: 3/9/2013 8:00:00 AM
hahaha, I like. It seems I've been reading nothing but funny poetry today. Thank heavens for light moments. This one is sure to be a winner. My very best of luck to you in the contest. :)
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Date: 3/9/2013 7:41:00 AM
Poor Santa and poor poor bunny !! Yes I had to chuckle a bit too !! Enjoyed !! I guess the bunny put all his eggs in one sack .. and lost !!
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Scott Howard Myers The Gypsy King
Date: 3/11/2013 9:29:00 PM
A moral to the story
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