Funny Earth Day Poems
These Funny Earth Day poems are examples of Earth Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Earth Day Funny poems written by international poets.
Spring Showers Or Spring Flowers
earth day, appreciation, beautiful, celebration, creation,
As I feel the fresh dew of moist air, I think of the flower that will grow, and I will place in my hair. It...
child, earth day, funny
I dream of sleeping in a bed of rose petals like an Indian potentate
who waits for his favourite concubine to come to join...
There For Me
earth day, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
All Things Wonderful
earth day, deep, devotion, dream, earth
camel and roses
Fresh bread still moist, spread a thick layer of butter
On the slice, few foods in life can taste better
Until the medical profession gives...
earth day, anti bullying, april, children,
The house is empty.
are barking again.
It is left hanging there,
for a reason.
Says little and less,...
earth day, 12th grade, 9th grade,
Calls out my name.
It is ever at the side of the bed.
absence, africa, earth day,
When writing shall we dare call it poetry
I, because of my lack of academic learning
cannot seek inspiration the classics,
except for the god Sisyphus which
Don'T Get Caught
earth day, funny, hello,
Grab some whiskey and take a shot
It will feel good, you will like it alot
Just don't drive because you might get caught!
You will go to...
earth day, funny, giggle,
lumberjacks fell on their knees
when our woods ran out of trees
no thought to give in
and after a spin
were soon modeling dickies....
Why I Fail In English
crazy, earth day, funny
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
The Humble, Brown Snail
animal, earth day, funny,
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail....
earth day, adventure, blessing, corruption, earth,
~Planet of the apes~
Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance
allegory, earth, earth day,
Once within our time,
SkyPrince and SunGod talk,
sending their radiant messages
out toward mutually gravitating receivers,
no Yins allowed to pitch;
just catch integrative flow.
SkyPrince wonders if...
The Next Red Hot Real Estate Market
earth, earth day, funny,
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased...
An Ellice Island - In Search of Kindred Soul
earth day, addiction, angel, april, art,
Long miles of tedious journey,
Missing my darling honey.
Travelling impatiently, spend thousands of
Hope god will bless me with ma lucky soul
at this season.