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Funny Earth Day Poems

These Funny Earth Day poems are examples of Earth Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Earth Day Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Spring Showers Or Spring Flowers
As I feel the fresh dew of moist air, I think of the flower that will grow, and I will place in my hair. It...

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Categories: earth day, appreciation, beautiful, celebration, creation,

The Wish
The Wish

I dream of sleeping in a bed of rose petals like an Indian potentate 
who waits for his favourite concubine to come to join...

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© Jan Hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: child, earth day, funny

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: earth day, 12th grade, character, hope,

All Things Wonderful
camel and roses

Fresh bread still moist, spread a thick layer of butter
On the slice, few foods in life can taste better
Until the medical profession gives...

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Categories: earth day, deep, devotion, dream, earth

Premium Member Empty Glass
Empty Glass 

The house is empty. 
The dogs...
are barking again. 
This happens, 

It is left hanging there, 
for a reason. 
The word...
Says little and less,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: earth day, anti bullying, april, children,

Premium Member The Chair
The Chair

     Calls out my name. 
     It is ever at the side of the bed. 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: earth day, 12th grade, 9th grade,


When writing shall we dare call it poetry
I, because of my lack of academic learning
cannot seek inspiration the classics,
except for the god Sisyphus which

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Categories: absence, africa, earth day,

Don'T Get Caught
Grab some whiskey and take a shot
It will feel good, you will like it alot
Just don't drive because you might get caught!
You will go to...

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© Mike Grant  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: earth day, funny, hello,

Premium Member Lumberjacks
lumberjacks fell on their knees

when our woods ran out of trees

no thought to give in

and after a spin

were soon modeling dickies....

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Categories: earth day, funny, giggle,

Why I Fail In English
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,

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Categories: crazy, earth day, funny

The Humble, Brown Snail
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail....

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Categories: animal, earth day, funny,

Premium Member Earth Day
~Planet of the apes~

Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps  --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance 


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Categories: earth day, adventure, blessing, corruption, earth,

Premium Member Climatic Parable
Once within our time,
SkyPrince and SunGod talk,
as usual,
endlessly actually,
sending their radiant messages
out toward mutually gravitating receivers,
no Yins allowed to pitch;
just catch integrative flow.

SkyPrince wonders if...

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Categories: allegory, earth, earth day,

The Next Red Hot Real Estate Market
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased...

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Categories: earth, earth day, funny,

An Ellice Island - In Search of Kindred Soul
Long miles of tedious journey,
Missing my darling honey.
Travelling impatiently, spend thousands of 
Hope god will bless me with ma lucky soul 
at this season.


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© Madhavi Sp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: earth day, addiction, angel, april, art,