Funny Earth Day Poems | Examples
These Funny Earth Day poems are examples of Earth Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Earth Day Funny poems written by international poets.
The Wish
I dream of sleeping in a bed of rose petals like an Indian potentate
who waits for his favourite concubine to come to join him in his bed?
I know I have to wait long till the petals are squashed and cling
to my body itch my bed will smell of degeneration.
I drive a motorbike across the Alps but can’t smell the edelweiss
for petrol fume; cows go on grazing unaware of my presence.
If I swim in the Ganges, it will be among the corpses floating down
to a heavenly ocean.
There is a temple in India dedicated to rats; I will go there, seek
a cure for my fears of vermin
Jasmine flowers are enchanting like virgins open up late at night
but I will not swap any of them for my sweet almond tree.
camel and roses
Fresh bread still moist, spread a thick layer of butter
On the slice, few foods in life can taste better
Until the medical profession gives us a stark warning
It is no good for the heart and blood vessels
Guiltily I make another slice I will stop tomorrow.
Camels are with humps of water are cumbersome
Once I rode on one, its funny walk made seas sick.
Resolving the problem of too much milk is not my concern
Over drinking can lead to obesity or lose stomach
Specially for adults imbibing “white Cadillac” (vodka and milk)
Exponentially much stronger than beer.
Wordsmith
When writing shall we dare call it poetry
I, because of my lack of academic learning
cannot seek inspiration the classics,
except for the god Sisyphus which
I find funny realising I`m laughing at self.
The lacuna between me and poetry I have
tried to fill with words, one day I can build
a park for lovers,
At my relative old age which is no more
then a blinking star I have read hundreds
of books that have been stuck on my mind.
A few writers name are remembered,
most of the American writers, sprinkled
by Norwegian and Russian authors.
When writing I draw from this well
what I need to cobble together the wisdom
which is everlasting, because I`m bringing
forward what has been said before me.
Grab some whiskey and take a shot
It will feel good, you will like it alot
Just don't drive because you might get caught!
You will go to jail, right on the spot
Don't try and run, just pull over and stop
And Make sure your really nice to the cop
You should probably just smoke some pot
Go ahead and sit down, let's have a talk
This is the truth, believe it or not
Here's the crime and this is the plot
Open the door when you hear the knock
Use your keys to open the lock
You won't get hit in the head with a rock
The world is starting to get real hot
This is something we can't fix, with the tools in our shop
The trees and the plants have started to rot
I know an expert, his name is Scott
He says time is running out on our earthly clock
Donald trump says this is all a crock!
Don't act like this it's a total shock
lumberjacks fell on their knees
when the woods ran out of trees
no thought to give in
and after a spin
were soon modeling dickies.
Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right away my concentration flees,
Her and me far away at planet Jupiter,
With a bungalow and two exuberant kids,
I just wedded my teacher at Jupiter,
And it's Only within fifteen minutes,
Don't worry,Maybe we'll fix and visit earth later,
Bell rings,and she ends,
Only to notice,I didn't even open my locker,
Am back to Earth,not with her,but with several boys.
Consider the humble, brown snail
He's only a head and a tail
No fingers or toes
Yet, there it goes!
Just follow its shiny, bright trail.
~Planet of the apes~
Ape should inherit the world
Perhaps --maybe, just maybe!
Earth has a chance
~*~
Earth's death seems to be in our stars
End comes from the greed planet's scars
But the rich have reach
And will visit the beach
Near estates they've purchased on Mars
Tell me what you see when you're looking at me,
probably nothing in real or something green,
I' am looking and searching for a probable to work through,
you the righteous one I warn and wicked repent I beseech you.
Heed the bitter but later sweet words,
funny you'll find your casualness in the words when I'm dead,
make it a gymnasium by exercising the art of the words,
you'll soar up high contrary to the ordinary birds.
Take out of nothing when you want something,
it's either you bend or you abide not with pride,
ignite the candle and walk through the light not with the light,
so choose of the right and yours will be positive insights .
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