Don'T Get Caught

Grab some whiskey and take a shot It will feel good, you will like it alot Just don't drive because you might get caught! You will go to jail, right on the spot Don't try and run, just pull over and stop And Make sure your really nice to the cop You should probably just smoke some pot Go ahead and sit down, let's have a talk This is the truth, believe it or not Here's the crime and this is the plot Open the door when you hear the knock Use your keys to open the lock You won't get hit in the head with a rock The world is starting to get real hot This is something we can't fix, with the tools in our shop The trees and the plants have started to rot I know an expert, his name is Scott He says time is running out on our earthly clock Donald trump says this is all a crock! Don't act like this it's a total shock