Dumbass Poems - Poems about Dumbass

...Many words come to mind, if I were to imagine myself fighting the devil: honor, pride, virtue, heroism, even love. But I don’t expect people to understand. I would fight merely because I could. ......

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...Dear my you were, as I know you mever wanted to bear, I won't call you near. Audios like you are for me, preparing in different timelines to see, if I used the same words and never sumbled a......

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...Chromatic Voglio chetu sia mio Ibi locutus sum J 'espere que je ne le regretterai pas Na ia jeg takkle meg selv Daar is geen skeuring tussen jou en my nie Es un honored haberna sentido as......

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...Its a Friday. You’re crazy about fridays. But really you’re more crazy for the outing you’ve set your mind to but really it’s for the drinks at happy hour. It’s funny, cause we always attempt to mak......

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...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......

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...Around 2004, my family and I started going on vacations to Erie twice a summer. Accompanying us on these excursions were the Jenkinses-- family friends who were more like actual family. ......

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...Dumbass Genius Farm Boys Paradigm David J Walker “Genius” may have been the most ironic of all The four-letter adverb monikers daily applied To describe the general dissatisfaction With any a......

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...He knows he acts like a dumbass sometimes An overzealous hopeless romantic But this is a little much Even for him Luckily, he's got a partner in crime this time "You're totally gonna marry h......

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...People live with an inflated ego, They think they rule the world. Their little souls are covered with snow, The world is just a shooting gallery. School is no longer an assistant, Its function......

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...So America, how does it feel? To choose a dumbass of a president Such as Donald Trump" now? Not so great a ruler is he? He doesn't know the facts He didn't take precautions He didn't have bac......

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...A Boy, his Mother named Fred Is better known to his Friend's By the caustic nickname Snipers Dream Because of the size of his head Slimline was 2XL all around was constantly eating ......

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...**-AUTHORS NOTE- This poem exaggerates to make a point. For the love of god, do not do something like this.** I’d like to take a moment to speak of great people of the past, especially George W......

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...You said I was a dumbass cause I kept your unborn child You sexing me like an animal, your going wild You gave me three hundred dollars and walked away Like a dumbass, nothing to say I had a deci......

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...Sometimes At three AM On my fourth redbull and my second coke When the dumbass on the conveyor belt put the bin in backwards for the thirtieth time and I want to kill him I watch the bugs gathe......

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...The cops showed up knocking on the door I had no idea who they were looking for They kept knocking and yelled police I was standing there in utter disbelief I finally went downstairs and open......

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