Best Dumbass Poems

You made a puerile and repugnant scene.
That was the night you broke a slot machine.
You did it in the casino right out in plain view.
There were scores of patrons around us to watch you.
You pestered me for money in a pertinacious way.
I kept saying to...

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(This is a fictional poem)

Your girlfriend is pregnant and you believe that you're the dad.
But sex is something that you and she never had.
When I told you that she has to be cheating on me, you got pretty mad.
You believe she'd never be unfaithful and...

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Dumbass Genius Farm Boys Paradigm
David J Walker

“Genius” may have been the most ironic of all
The four-letter adverb monikers daily applied
To describe the general dissatisfaction 
With any and all work performed on the farm

“Way to go Genius” was the norm as
The tearing down process was performed
Can...

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