Best Dumbass Poems

You made a puerile and repugnant scene.
That was the night you broke a slot machine.
You did it in the casino right out in plain view.
There...

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(This is a fictional poem)

Your girlfriend is pregnant and you believe that you're the dad.
But sex is something that you and she never had.
When I...

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People wonder why I’m so antisocial hardly talk or hang with anybody
They wonder why I stay to myself and just do me
They wonder why I’m...

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You said I was a dumbass cause I kept your unborn child
You sexing me like an animal, your going wild
You gave me three hundred dollars...

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Save Your Lousy Self


Save your pity for a fool that is not witty
  save your sorrow for a jerk with no tomorrow
Save your scorn...

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can u tell me whomwhatwhere I am
or is everyone to blame
must i lose all Butt one limbs
and never hope to be the sames
I hide the...

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Same within.Introspection of Sea Change

08/06/2016
Lemuel Griffiths
aka
Lem Gunn




Fiercest of battles above my head,
Same within.
 
Blue battling the grey,
'Never ending turmoil throughout time.

''I coulda' saved her, 
Kept...

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I make my own pickles but they're no good.
When it comes to eating them, no one should.
They're even worse than the ones Aunt Bee made.
If...

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You called me a smartass, and this I must confess,
               ...

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Enlighten the love in my desire…it burns on like a fury fire…
Benevolence is burning a hole in my head…
Because I’ve gave you it far too...

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He's up in the morning at 7 a.m.
Black coffee and paper. Toast and jam
His hair is perfection. His tie is secure
He's ready to take on...

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daddy must have told me

Don't scold a lady,
son.  She will eviscerate 
you with precision

mama did tell me

Always be humble
and kind.  Yes, even when...

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Simplicity…I have always been an advocate of simplicity.
Of telling people to stop and smell the calla lilies.
Of telling people the heart should always be followed,...

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Had I, been I, would I have been born in the all time of all of things positive Spanish, esp the Flamenco fragrance of all...

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A Boy,
his Mother named Fred

Is better known to his Friend's

By the caustic nickname 

Snipers Dream

Because of the size of his head

Slimline was 2XL all around...

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