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Short Dumbass Poems

Short Dumbass Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Dumbass by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Dumbass by length and keyword.


Berry Picking At Night
Sometimes
At three AM
On my fourth redbull and my second coke
When the dumbass on the conveyor belt put the bin in backwards for the thirtieth time and I want to kill him

I watch the bugs gathered ‘round the lightbulb 
And think 
At least I’ve got more time than them....

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Categories: dumbass, angst, teen, time, work,
Form: Carpe Diem



Education
daddy must have told me

Don't scold a lady, son. She will eviscerate you with precision
mama did tell me
Always be humble and kind. Yes, even when irked. Please forgive me, Ma
I won
"Dumbass of the day"
awarded to one big fool. Well deserved award....

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Categories: dumbass, for her, how i feel, thanks,
Form: Senryu
Dumbass
(This is a fictional poem)

Your girlfriend is pregnant and you believe that you're the dad.
But sex is something that you and she never had.
When I told you that she has to be cheating on me, you got pretty mad.
You believe she'd never be unfaithful and that's pretty bad.
You think a girl can get pregnant by receiving a french kiss.
You have the IQ of a dog and I don't believe this....

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Categories: dumbass, angst, friendship, funny,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things