Funny Duck Poems

he sits on the roof
of the building opposite
I sit on the sofa
glimpsed from the window; 
him with his feathers
me with my skin; 
themes tune
and blossom...

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That was the last call.
       Aunt Rosie and the kids have left.
       ...

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a curvaceous lady from Lubbock
was distraught at the loss of her duck
her search was in vain
poor duck was in pain
found wedged in the cleft of...

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There is a duck in the park
Called Billy
He is very, very silly
He bobs about and quacks
And Laughs
Then floats upside down
Completely daft....

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Dad ordered a chicken to pluck,
in the end he had some bad luck.
Ready for the task.
He got not as ask,
not a dead chicken, a live...

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This little duck didn't have webbed feet
Other ducks laughed when they'd meet
His mama said, I think it is really neat
He swims and waddles to his...

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Hankered after plump pouting lips
Surgery the answer read all the tips
Now I'm a cartoon~think Donald Duck
Opening my mouth with horror I cluck.




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There was a long beaked deceitful duck
caught a frog from a pond with a pluck
funny frog was very tough
wished to give a fight enough
held arms...

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There once was a man named Buck
Who ate a morsel of duck

He started to cough
Then took a huge quaff

Cause his wife forgot to pluck!...

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I have never heard of a man named Donald Duck
Pity the guy with such poor luck
Somewhere I am certain this fellow exists
But His name doesn't...

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Popcorn 
stillborn 

Colonel 
kernal

Combat 
dessert

Army 
charming

Uncooked 
good luck
 
quack quack 
says duck

10/12/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020...

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Frozen Ice  Pond A Duck Skates- A Haiku

tedious hillside
skating frozen duck ice swims?
betrayed by the pond
~
tedious hillside
duck skating on frozen pond
because of the ice
~
tedious...

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I was jogging,
I saw a quack;
I stop and pondered;
What is that?
I thought this, this is wack;
Look at my slacks;
They had gotten wet;
From water I didn't...

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There was once a golden duck 
Who had a golden truck 
He went on a plane 
Got shot in his brain
And the man said that...

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I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the Duck.
It has scarred and cursed me for...

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