Funny Duck Poems | Examples
These Funny Duck poems are examples of Duck poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Duck Funny poems written by international poets.
Poem of the Day : 13.8.25
Cartoon Character Clerihew
12.8.25
Placed 4th : Standard Contest
Donald Duck and Daisy Duck
had so much plucky luck
they invested in tranquil park ponds
then meditated swimming alongside fronds !
he sits on the roof
of the building opposite
I sit on the sofa
glimpsed from the window;
him with his feathers
me with my skin;
themes tune
and blossom falls
from trees
like plates don't fall
out of the cupboard
and we could go on
like that for hours
such
was the relationship
we had
a curvaceous lady from Lubbock
was distraught at the loss of her duck
her search was in vain
poor duck was in pain
found wedged in the cleft of her buttock.
Written: May 12, 2023
Checked by: HMS.COM/ 9-9-5-5-9
Funny, Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
There is a duck in the park
Called Billy
He is very, very silly
He bobs about and quacks
And Laughs
Then floats upside down
Completely daft.
This little duck didn't have webbed feet
Other ducks laughed when they'd meet
His mama said, I think it is really neat
He swims and waddles to his own beat
This little duck was named Webless Hank
When others laughed his little heart sank
After all he had no trouble walking on land
His daddy said his swimming was quite grand
You know this little duck could even climb trees
And swing from branches, tail waving in the breeze
He grew up proud with great parents he could thank
No matter how big the pond, he would have never sank
So how this tail ends I'll tell you my feathered friends
When the wind blows, with it you must always learn to bend
No matter how much and loud the other ducks honk and quack
Pay no attention, let it roll like water off a duck's back
Author Eileen Clark 2022
Hankered after plump pouting lips
Surgery the answer read all the tips
Now I'm a cartoon~think Donald Duck
Opening my mouth with horror I cluck.
Light Verse No:2
Poetry Contest
Sponsored
by
L. Milton Hankins
10/09/2021
There was a long beaked deceitful duck
caught a frog from a pond with a pluck
funny frog was very tough
wished to give a fight enough
held arms round its neck and crushed to buck.
Quitters Never Win Poetry Contest
Theme: Never Give Up!
Syllable Count: HS-9, 9, 7,7,9
Sponsored by: Margarita Lillico
Date: 06-05-2021.
I have never heard of a man named Donald Duck
Pity the guy with such poor luck
Somewhere I am certain this fellow exists
But His name doesn't appear on any famous people lists!
Written on December 18, 2020
For the Clerihew contest
Popcorn
stillborn
Colonel
kernal
Combat
dessert
Army
charming
Uncooked
good luck
quack quack
says duck
10/12/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Frozen Ice Pond A Duck Skates- A Haiku
tedious hillside
skating frozen duck ice swims?
betrayed by the pond
~
tedious hillside
duck skating on frozen pond
because of the ice
~
tedious hillside
skating frozen ice swims ducks
pond liquid now ice
~
tedious hillside
duck skating on frozen pond
betrayed by the pond
1/24/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2020©
I was jogging,
I saw a quack;
I stop and pondered;
What is that?
I thought this, this is wack;
Look at my slacks;
They had gotten wet;
From water I didn't spill nor did I sweat;
And I bet, ya! wondering;
Just what's going on;
Am I hallucinating.........
while still on the trail on the track,
In my wet drench now jogging slacks;
This here unpleasant, wasn't a pheasant;
For you see he poke and peck;
Yet you still wonder and ponder;
This flat-footed wonder was a Duck!!
JUST MY LUCK THE QUACK THAT WAS WACK WAS A DUCK--
yaaaaay ouch yeaaaa help!!!!
4/9/19
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©
There was once a golden duck
Who had a golden truck
He went on a plane
Got shot in his brain
And the man said that he will pluck the duck
I watched the worst movie ever made, it truly sucks.
The movie that I'm talking about is Howard the Duck.
It has scarred and cursed me for life.
Because of this movie, I lost my wife.
Seeing that movie also struck me blind.
This movie is an abomination to mankind.
Now I must take viagra because I've been cursed in another way as well.
Just because I watched Howard the Duck, my life has become a living hell.
Every copy of this movie must be destroyed.
Unless you want to be like me, this is a movie that you should avoid.
Democracy hating, dictator loving,
media baiting, neo-Nazi hugging
... Duck! Donald
I heard someone in the rally crowd cry,
then I saw a blurred object come flying by
Someone lobbed a hard truth brick,
and hollered, start building your wall with that
I believe they were dressed in Antifa protest black
Bankruptcy deal maker, reality TV huckster icon,
Birtherism claim faker, most lawsuit defenses by anyone
... Duck! Donald
I heard someone in the gathering mob shriek,
then I felt loud whooshing cutting through the tension in the air
Someone had threw another heavy truth brick,
and shouted, no more alternative facts from the Russian teddybear
I think they were dressed in LGBT rainbow gear
Sour tweets communicator, KKK dog whistler,
Congressional instigator, judicial circumventer
... Duck! Donald
I heard someone in the murmuring masses moan:
Aw, shoot ... that third quack done hit home!
Once there was a Klutzy Duck
Had problems day and night – yuck
Until he came across a young Dragon that was also out of luck
They started a conversation and found that both had incidences that suck
Dragon showed the Duck that his friends could help and do a pick-me-up
Duck also shared his experiences and remarked on the new friendship struck
They laughed and found that together they could take their moments out of the muck
We won’t mention that the Dragon and Duck were sitting on a new Chevy truck
Now the owner of the vehicle, a guy named Puck
Found muddy Dragon and Duck prints all over that had stuck