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Droopy Poems - Poems about Droopy


Premium Member Droopy Drawers
Our Solar System is over four billion years old It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told Whew! Had me pooping My drawers they're a-drooping Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...

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Categories: droopy, dream,
Form: Limerick
Droopy-Bottom Mummer
Squile mushroom girl you fill an isle and force my eyes to split. You're bolar hair and baggy clothes A package all made fit. Albino hair and teasing teeth you bare an impish feast. My loins flood warm with dirty thoughts you've sicked on man and beast. With searing thoughts to fill my head you blow my bloomers nummer. A simple fact a girl like...

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Categories: droopy, beautiful, character, crush, cute
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member Droopy Draws
Our Solar System is over four billion years old It'll probably last another 5000 million, we're told Whew! Had me pooping My drawers they're a-drooping Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...

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Categories: droopy, allusion,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Purple Hair and Droopy Pants
Streaks of pink and purple...blended through their hair A fashion fad, of days of new...the young generation wear Drooping pants that show their butt...the "In thing" for some teens Disgustingly worn; pull them up...that's the way to wear those jeans When we were young, we wore our knickers...fit below our knees Not like the kids...

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Categories: droopy, clothes,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Droopy Drawers
Our solar system is over four billion years old It'll probably last another 5000 million, I'm told Whew! Had me pooping My drawers they're a-drooping Glad I've only got a few more years till I fold...

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Categories: droopy, sad,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member He's So Droopy
There once was an old man named Teddy Whose todger was very unsteady With no effort at all It would rise and then fall … With tablets he’s ready for beddie! Jan Allison 12th May 2016...

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Categories: droopy, body, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Droopy Drawers
Another true tom tale; Not too long ago I did really own A pair of Fruit of the Loom briefs, One detined to make me groan For sure, it had, Seen a better day, And up until this time I now surely wonder why I did not throw the damn thing away... See, I wore them under my sweatpants, Turned out I would have preferred To bear...

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Categories: droopy, adventure, angst, funny, life,
Form: Burlesque

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