Funny Dog Poems | Examples
These Funny Dog poems are examples of Dog poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dog Funny poems written by international poets.
Fatty doggy
Happy sleepy
Witty
Greedy
Pulsing
Patting
Thumping
Hugging
Trendy
Friendly
Watching
Dreaming
Barking
Chasing
A friend
At hand
Along the fence there are flowers so I water them full stream
on the other side Cosmo watches hypnotize his eyes beam
I start to the left and spray to the right to Cosmo this is a delight
from the right spray back to the left and again from left to right
The flow of full water stream and Cosmo runs along
he barks and follows the water biting at it as he follows strong
Cosmo so eager the water splashing at the plants
in rhythm he runs beside it as if with the stream he dance
I water more than attended so Cosmo can play
he is such a funny big dog I resist on him to spray.
My friend says that her dog taught her to swim,
one day, she showed me her style at the gym;
at my pool . . . kept sinking down,
oh, it looked like she would drown . . .
the problem was grace 'cause she was NOT slim !
My girlfriend - can you believe her?
She loved dogs. How could I leave her?
I always had to grin
when she rested her chin
just like a golden retriever.
Beau, our hound dog mix,
got himself in a fix,
a minor wound on his paw,
to keep from licking it raw,
he has to wear a plastic shield,
‘round his head til it’s healed.
Oh, him and his brother Gus
do zoomies in the yard,
a source of laughter for this bard,
in the autumnal air-
they chase squirrels, no cares.
They chatter at Beau with no dread,
because, well, Beau’s a buckethead!
He sleeps with it o.k.,
but Gus would rather not play,
with his strange looking brother,
he’d prefer to nap with another.
Beau waves his noggin around,
looking comical, a canine clown.
Soon, it will come off, he’ll be free,
but right now Beau the buckethead
is funny!
contented dog
stretches and yawns
no room for me
Dog chases his tail round and round,
was he spell bound?
He looks very funny,
like a wound up dog bunny.
Did you ever feel like this crazy dog?
Are you living in a fog?
Maybe you are asking where am I going?
Is life unknowing?
Could we be chasing our own tail?
Take a deep breath and have a cold ginger ale.
I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny looking frog.
They messed their little green suits,
so no more fresh fruits.
A diaper they will need,
so they can go home and be freed.
ANIMAL CHAOS
Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-
On a pretty funny note
Pup eats paper like a goat
Digests it pretty easily too
Will he have such good luck with daddy’s shoe?
bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Born beautiful, bacon breath,
Beau, besides being boisterous,
basketcase boggles,
batty behavior,
bounds beyond boundaries,
brazen barking bravado,
bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes,
bowling bewildered brother canine bedfellows,
befriending beagles,
basking beside bashful basset hounds,
belabors begging beef at table,
bedazzled by butterflies,
bobblehead bouncy Beau,
basically befuddled,
becalmed by bedtime biscuit,
beloved baffling beastie!
Giant pony-like puppy does not take no for an answer
A grizzly is less aggressive; he intentionally steps on my toes
If he gets any bigger, he will outweigh a giant boar
If I try to write, he runs off with my pencil in his mouth
Do I dare paint?
Painting is out. He has devoured many brushes.
He loves the attention and demands more of it.
Some times he runs full weight at me
Jumping on my recliner and tipping me.
A giant puppy who is usually wet.
We are unsure where all this water is coming from.
He has stolen our hearts, commandeering our home.
Changing our lives in enormously funny ways.
We can not fathom life without him.
My basset puppy ran off with my essay
She even stole my mail
She cleaned out all the fridge
and wagged her funny tail
She went through all my papers
and threw them on the floor
Oh that crazy basset
She almost broke the door
I did not stop her
I wanted to find out more
And that is when I realized
Her tongue could clean the floor
She brought me so much joy
I really couldn't complain
This crazy basset dog of mine
Put sunshine into my life and kept away the rain
Whenever I was sad
She'd lay her cute head on my lap
She wouldn't eat or move
Until I took a nap
I couldn't believe my eyes
When she ran off with a broom
She skidded all over the tiles
And brought new meaning on to how to clean a room
puppy
funny happy
running leaping piling
he’s wonderfully loving
puppy