Funny Dog Poems
These Funny Dog poems are examples of Dog poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dog Funny poems written by international poets.
ANIMAL CHAOSANIMAL CHAOS
Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-
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dog, 3rd grade, cat, cute,
That Canteen GuyJust a few days in, college felt new,
Chilling in the canteen with my unusual crew.
I saw a guy feeding pups with care,
And told my friend,...
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change, chicago, dedication, dog,
Hit dog will hollerYou know why Hippos and Rhinos
never get heart attacks?
Because they don’t
stir-fry their veggies in oil,
Nor add salt or sugar
to their desserts.
You know...
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dog, funny,
Sparky: The Phantom DogI've never, ever seen my dog,
'Cause he does not exist.
I try to explain this fact to him,
But the truth he does resist.
He...
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dog, animal, funny, humor, surreal,
Pup eats paper like a goatOn a pretty funny note
Pup eats paper like a goat
Digests it pretty easily too
Will he have such good luck with daddy’s shoe?...
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animal, dog,
bad dog
bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
Posted on March 18, 2025...
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dog, memory, time,
Grub Like Shaggy and ScoobyI want to grub like Shaggy and Scooby,
To feast like kings—no morsel too unruly.
A towering buffet, a calorie spree,
A symphony of snacks calling to me.
Imagine...
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adventure, dog, food, friendship,
Dragon's BreathCoco is a Maltese who weighs about nine pounds,
She is most happy when her family is around.
Her heart is bigger than her and full of...
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animal, cute, dog, funny,
Bobblehead Bouncy BeauBorn beautiful, bacon breath,
Beau, besides being boisterous,
basketcase boggles,
batty behavior,
bounds beyond boundaries,
brazen barking bravado,
bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes,
bowling bewildered brother canine bedfellows,
befriending beagles,
basking beside bashful...
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dog, 6th grade, 7th grade,
A Dog's AdviceKeep life simple:
Wag your tail, knock everything off the table
Chase anything that runs
Always stop to pee on the roses
Be fiercely loyal to the ones you...
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animal, dog, funny, humor,
My Life With PetsJUDY…
Judy was a German Shepherd from my newborn days
I’ve seen some pictures, black and white; she had a friendly gaze
I wish I could remember her...
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cat, dog, pets,
Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog RapBlind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap
Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never...
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dog, adventure, animal, best friend,
giant pony like dogsGiant pony-like puppy does not take no for an answer
A grizzly is less aggressive; he intentionally steps on my toes
If he gets any bigger, he...
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dog,
Yellow Road Bricks
Toto could pull off some really neat tricks
He could do more than bark at green chicks
With the lift of a leg
...
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dog, funny, humor,
StarlessThey called her Cookie at Animal Welfare, she had a white body with one black ear and a black spot on her upper butt. She...
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dog, heartbreak, pets,