Funny Dog Poems
These Funny Dog poems are examples of Dog poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dog Funny poems written by international poets.
Dog Chases Tail
Dog chases his tail round and round,
was he spell bound?
He looks very funny,
like a wound up dog bunny.
Did you ever feel like this crazy dog?
Are
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Categories:
dog, drink, fun, giggle,
I Want A Funny
I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny
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dog, giggle, green, humor,
Genghis Makes His Mark
My little guy to my happy surprise
is with me still and very spry
His heart pills keep him ticking on
personality of his still is strong
He loves
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dog, humor, love, pets,
ANIMAL CHAOS
ANIMAL CHAOS
Dogs barking loudly,
excited cats meowing,
as rats run and play:-
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dog, 3rd grade, cat, cute,
That Canteen Guy
Just a few days in, college felt new,
Chilling in the canteen with my unusual crew.
I saw a guy feeding pups with care,
And told my friend,
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change, chicago, dedication, dog,
Hit dog will holler
You know why Hippos and Rhinos
never get heart attacks?
Because they don’t
stir-fry their veggies in oil,
Nor add salt or sugar
to their desserts.
You know
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dog, funny,
Sparky: The Phantom Dog
I've never, ever seen my dog,
'Cause he does not exist.
I try to explain this fact to him,
But the truth he does resist.
He
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dog, animal, funny, humor, surreal,
Pup eats paper like a goat
On a pretty funny note
Pup eats paper like a goat
Digests it pretty easily too
Will he have such good luck with daddy’s shoe?
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animal, dog,
bad dog
bad dog's guilty eyes
doomed awaiting master's wrath
~ treasured memories
AP: Honorable Mention 2025
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dog, memory, time,
Grub Like Shaggy and Scooby
I want to grub like Shaggy and Scooby,
To feast like kings—no morsel too unruly.
A towering buffet, a calorie spree,
A symphony of snacks calling to me.
Imagine
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adventure, dog, food, friendship,
Dragon's Breath
Coco is a Maltese who weighs about nine pounds,
She is most happy when her family is around.
Her heart is bigger than she and full of
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animal, cute, dog, funny,
Bobblehead Bouncy Beau
Born beautiful, bacon breath,
Beau, besides being boisterous,
basketcase boggles,
batty behavior,
bounds beyond boundaries,
brazen barking bravado,
bane of UPS drivers bringing boxes,
bowling bewildered brother canine bedfellows,
befriending beagles,
basking beside bashful
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Categories:
dog, 6th grade, 7th grade,
A Dog's Advice
Keep life simple:
Wag your tail, knock everything off the table
Chase anything that runs
Always stop to pee on the roses
Be fiercely loyal to the ones you
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animal, dog, funny, humor,
My Life With Pets
JUDY…
Judy was a German Shepherd from my newborn days
I’ve seen some pictures, black and white; she had a friendly gaze
I wish I could remember her
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Categories:
cat, dog, pets,
Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap
Blind Man’s Five-Legged Dog Rap
Yo, gather 'round the table, let me spin you a tale, 'Bout a blind man named Benny, he was never
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Categories:
dog, adventure, animal, best friend,