Funny Dog Poems

Dong was a song
that Fung the dog sung

Moke was a joke
that Poke the pig spoke

the Ked, a book that was read
is what Uncle Ned said

so...

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puppy
funny happy
running leaping piling
he’s wonderfully loving
puppy
...

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Barking at the dog
One day the dog got angry
I run up a tree....

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I'm a flower tickler
with a flower tickler's thumb
like my dog before me
although he's more of a philanthropist
than a poet, but, like him, I too bark
my...

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Oh, the 2024 U.S. Presidential election race,
as I ponder on it with my head's empty space.
Our nation is so out of joint,
our political differences at...

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Could there be anything sweeter,
than our little dog named Fartina,
I wanted to see less of wretched in-laws,
they no longer come over because,
the gaseous funky green...

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Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Why do you run 
Dont get grass and then you rush
Don't you love your father 
Don't you...

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the thing about pets 
is that they own us for too short a time
but they do look after us well 
and treat us with love...

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There is only one port-a-pot
and all the pups are quite distraught.
	The largest bladder of all
	inside a poodle so small!
He’s peeing at a full dogtrot!...

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In restive response to the nature’s call,
in the disciplined dog-line they all fall.
         Not far is the...

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Get in line man, there's no need to bark.
Have some patience, you'll soon make your mark.
You think this is bad, Spot?
Just be glad you don't...

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There once was a field, with a tree
On which all of the dogs liked to pee,
And whilst one was urinating,
The other sixteen were waiting,
In a...

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     The pups are quite the pack,
     Never know when they will attack!
    ...

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He learned so quickly how to not bring sticks and balls back
He seems to think when he puts his head down
there should be a bowl...

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Two wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street

Hounds bite other's butt 
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut

I note discreetly,
"Both were...

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