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Funny Dog Poems

These Funny Dog poems are examples of Dog poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dog Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member My Cute Little Puppy Nursery Rhyme
My cute little puppy,
let us go riding in my doll buggy,
let us go riding in my doll buggy.

My cute little puppy, 
I am so very...

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Categories: child, cute, day, dog,

My Dog

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Categories: dog, funny,

Premium Member My Doggie

I have a pet, a smart little dachshund
Whenever I go out, he follows me always
Watching him wag his tail is fun
Mischievous he is, his antics...

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Categories: appreciation, cute love, dog,

Premium Member Gutsy George
There was a German Shepherd named George
Who - on only the best would gorge
If you offered him ground beef or fish
He would growl and cover...

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Categories: dog, giggle,

Premium Member Jungle
I went on a trip with my uncle
it was through a jungle.
We saw many colorful flowers,
until the heavy rain showers.
The birds then came out singing,

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Categories: bird, dog, flower, humor,

Premium Member Each Passing Cloud
We took a trip to grandma's house,                  ...

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Categories: car, cat, dog, night,

Premium Member Pink Puppy -AH
pretty pink puppy
painting paisley pajamas
prancing playfully


Date Written:2/26/2023

"2 Place"

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Categories: beauty, dog, fun, happy,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks: The All-Time Best -- vote for your favorite
The Spaniel

A Spaniel that uses its head 
Can tell when its owner’s unfed 
So instead of a duck
That is down on its luck 
Will deliver...

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Categories: animal, cat, cute, dog,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks VI
The Rottweiler

I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler
Not unless I were prepped like a miler
Seems a little inbreeding
Done without heeding
Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler

The Saint...

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Categories: animal, cute, dog, fun,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks V
Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller)

To “toll” is to dance like a fox
Luring mallards or teals to the rocks
Where a hunter’s awaiting
What the dog has...

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Categories: dog, 7th grade, animal, cute,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks IV
The Labradoodle

It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole...

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Categories: animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks III
The Doberman Pinscher

A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give...

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Categories: animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member Shaggy Dog Limericks II
The Bichon Frise

The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou 
That the crowd duly wowed has to coo 
‘Til the dog starts to droop
And its owner...

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Categories: animal, cute, dog, funny,

Premium Member Puppy Dog Eyes
I worked at a boisterous animal shelter, which wasn't too far from my home,
That filled days with barks, meows and singing, like green wilderness zones.


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Categories: cute love, dog, fantasy,

Premium Member Satisfied with her Basset Hound
ig goofy basset hound, Brethren B. Bibble Butt was fun.
He liked living with Charmaine, she was as bright as the sun.
She kept her personality under...

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Categories: dog,