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1/29/2026 for My Funny Valentine Poetry Contest sponsored by Andrea Dietrich

My Funny Valentine

My girlfriend - can you believe her?
She loved dogs.  How could I leave her?
I always had to grin
when she rested her chin
just like a golden retriever.

Copyright © David Crandall | Year Posted 2026

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Paula Goldsmith

February 14, 2026 at 11:45 AM

Happy Valentine's Day.... Congratulations on your win. I enjoyed reading your fun write. Have a blessed day/weekend with your wonderful win..............

February 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM

Thanks, Paula. - Happy Valentines!

February 14, 2026 at 10:29 AM

So nice to read your winning poem on Andrea's winners' list. Way to go. Congratulations to you. Happy Valentine's Day to you. Sara K

February 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM

Thanks, Sara, Happy Valentines!

February 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM

Very funny and cute, congratulations

February 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM

Thanks, Terry!

February 13, 2026 at 8:15 PM

David, a big CONGRATS on your win with this charming limerick. Janice

February 14, 2026 at 2:37 PM

Thanks Janice!

Andrea Dietrich

February 13, 2026 at 7:38 PM

I adored the ending of this one. So cute!! Way to go in my contest

February 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM

Thanks, Andrea! Believe it or not, it's true!

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