Dills Poems - Poems about Dills

..."Prior to plopping into the vast waste pipe, countless first grind up." -- the scraps of flesh on the scraped plate * * * Oh, dear, I fear the blade in the disposal ate my thumb -......Read the rest...

... I get the bread-n-butters, hot, koshers, dills, all that. But why they call them stackers, when they are oh so flat? H/T to Terry Flood's Pulling Pickles......Read the rest...

...Bread and Butter showed up first, thank God, with bread and butter (we hadn't any food out yet). They had flown in from Detroit on a real time-crunch. Then the Gherkins arrived Pushing thro......Read the rest...

...you are my lovely spring fizzy thing god-given bliss makes you fit for king all is your amazing work one that give us lucky perk daffo-dills' best pick pickle in spring......Read the rest...

...I’ve mucked around when drinking beer like many other blokes, who love to be involved when playing silly nonsense jokes. It’s great to see a ‘bunny’ puzzled and completely unaware that pranksters ......Read the rest...

...Once we were all so young, Paper airplanes, so much fun, Until I was a teacher of pupils, Making aircraft, not such dills, So what did I do? Made a contest, with own rules, Who could fly the ......Read the rest...

...MY FIVE SENSES In my fifties I disavow the taste but back in elementary school the image would drift into daydreams — pork kidneys with savory gravy went well with the pucker of dills. The ......Read the rest...

...This poet decided against becoming a measly minced meaty morsel undetected inauspicious augury assigning adept aqueous ace AOL amphibian, who surreptitiously crept to t......Read the rest...

...Pickling Time momma stood up and stretched arms wide enough to take us all in, more. she had that look the fall look, there every year since I can remember. well girls, pickling time, ......Read the rest...

...HERE COMES THE HUNGARIANS A sign hangs like a star upon a building: “HERE COME THE HUNGARIANS” Delicious dishes that will please The American and European palate. My sisters on the right and......Read the rest...

...I spotted her from far away a thin tart Very svelte in a form fitting long green gown Her face shrouded by a rather large oversized Buttercup yellow bonnet Daffy O' Dill The Spring m......Read the rest...

...If in your fruit cellar you find My jar, you need not be perplexed When one day the label reads "Canned peach preserves"; And on another day, "cubed dills"; Or if you find upon opening Nothing ......Read the rest...

...UNEMPLOYMENT.... All we hear about is unemployment, Appears to be a global torment, Couldn't we think of creative solutions, New inventions, using less pollution? New ideas, concepts for the p......Read the rest...

...Do DINOS SOAR, do fish have SOLE Do elephants have ANTS in their PHANTS Have you ever seen a real HORSE FLY Or a FIRE that's started by ANTS A PEA CAN go wherever MAN GOES Does a CROC ......Read the rest...

...Green @ Soylent So then the poor looked and saw, Some tory bastards thinking, Depression pills 4 all the dills, Yer sex life aint fair dinkum, Dumbing down of the savage clown, Lobotomy oh so f......Read the rest...