Short Dills Poems

I get the bread-n-butters,
hot, koshers, dills, all that.
But why they call them stackers,
when they are oh so flat?



H/T to Terry Flood's Pulling Pickles...

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If in your fruit cellar you find
My jar, you need not be perplexed
When one day the label reads
"Canned peach preserves";
And on another day, "cubed dills";
Or if you find upon opening
Nothing of the label of contents....

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A Foodie Pleiades Poetry Contest
Andrea Dietrich

Parades of dough shapes pie

Pepperoni walks in

Pasta sauce rallies taste

Pockets of crust tips edge

Proud dills and hams in step

Perhaps anchovies, too

Procession of cheese crowns...

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Once we were all so young,
Paper airplanes, so much fun,
Until I was a teacher of pupils,
Making aircraft, not such dills, 
So what did  I do?
Made a contest, with own rules,
Who could fly the best?
We put airplanes to the test,
All bit of learning fun,
Once they were all so young!...

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you are my lovely spring fizzy thing
god-given bliss makes you fit for king
all is your amazing work 
one that give us lucky perk
daffo-dills' best pick pickle in spring


Written: February 19, 2022

Spring In Air Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Mohan Chutani...

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Green @ Soylent
So then the poor looked and saw,
Some tory bastards thinking,
Depression pills 4 all the dills,
Yer sex life aint fair dinkum,
Dumbing down of the savage clown,
Lobotomy oh so fearsome,
Brain dead is poor ole Fred,
What me worry, insincere-some,
Stay away from lobotomys hey,
Keep yer brain on auto pilot,
Depression bugger off today,
Deprive the green of Soylent ?

Don Johnson...

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