Dill Pickle Poems - Poems about Dill Pickle

...I want a freshly baked kaiser roll Sliced in two with nice lean roast beef Laid between so I can call it sandwich Swiss cheese, tomato, Vidalia onion (Sliced not chopped) with a dab of mayo And......Read the rest...

... I can still smell the scent of pickling spice drifting through the house- a pickle is just a cucumber, whether it is a cuke, spear, or coin in a brine of white vinegar, water, spices an......Read the rest...

...I love the smell Of a dill pickle It reminds me of Living in the country On a scorching hot day With me sitting in My rocking chair Taking a big bite into it As the pickle juice runs Down ......Read the rest...

...Puggily Smidgeburner always had trouble with his name Bless her, his dear mother was totally to blame She thought it would someday bring him great fame Then one day Prettisome Guru he happened ......Read the rest...

...There once was a man who loved garlic dill Holding them in his hand gave him a thrill Doorknobs are fermented With garlic tormented His wallet and all of his precious bills ......Read the rest...

...No, Freddie can’t say he mourned when his father died and his father’s third wife found Freddie's number and gave him a call to give him the news. His father had been responsible, worked hard, saved ......Read the rest...

...We push to imitate nature's flavors, both sour and sweet; compare the taste of lemons to that of a lush, ripe peach, or the nectar of pure honey to the tang of a dill pickle. The fruit-flavor......Read the rest...

...spawned in the summer of 1853 these sliced succulent deep fried wonders resulted from the demands of a complaining customer whose bullshit led our man, a one, mr. george crum to do his best to......Read the rest...

...If your feeling a slight bit fickle, consider then, eating a pickle, they glide down your throat, a shiny green coat, ending up a dill pickle tickle........Read the rest...

...If I had a shiny new nickel I'd buy me another dill pickle My wife thinks she knocked me up Made me go pee in a cup But pickle juice came out in a trickle......Read the rest...

...I bought a pickle ornament for Spence. The boy just loves his pickles, makes no sense. So with this glass dill pickle His spirits I will tickle. Hope this is among his best ornaments. ......Read the rest...

...Whilst walking down the street one day, I saw upon the drain, A little green dill pickle, That was beaten by the rain. I picked it up and took it, To my house upon the hill. I placed it in a ......Read the rest...

...Wrote this because my wife and I both love dill pickles and eat one before bedtime most every night. Haiku: Cucumber on vine, Pack them, process them, spice them Birth of a pickle. Here'......Read the rest...