Diaper Poems | Examples

I Want A Funny

I took my new friend from Mars,
to the store not to the bars.
He was accompanied by his little green dog,
many thought he was a funny looking frog.
They messed their little green suits,
so no more fresh fruits.
A diaper they will need,
so they can go home and be freed.

Twain No 2

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Mark Twain


no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!

Swim At Your Own Risk

Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”

A Dog With a Diaper

Many people pamper their pets
Love them so much
Treat them as small children
A dog with a diaper on 
For cleanliness
A dog with a mask on
For hygiene
A dog with clothes on
For tidiness
A dog with dog foods
For nutrition
A dog goes to veterinary 
A specialist 
To pets they pay a lot of attentions 
Maybe they deserve
How about their own children 
And  the oldies
Don't they deserve more
Sometimes children are left to the nurseries
Sometimes oldies are left in the old folks home
And their pets are always with them
Always being attended to
I'm lost
Does God says anything 
About this discrimination 
I wonder

Broken Dream

He just walked out and the baby has no golden diaper.
The floor is littered with cigarette ashes from yesterday dream.
He just walked out and the tears of a young mother lingers around the house.
The cupboard is not happy with rats. 
He said the government is unfaithful with his hands yet angels meets with him at heavens gate for supper.
There are more garden to see angels.
He just walked out and the baby is crawling after him. 
Suddenly the door is open with the breeze of his demise.
The household is in awe on his broken dream.

Stier's Sniper Poopy Stoopy Diaper--

STIER'S SNIPER POOPY STOOPY DIAPER--


Stier  Fire
MAYBE BABE
STINKY WINKY
POOPY STOOPY 
Stier  Fire
Sniper Diaper?



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12/20/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©





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Comfy Diaper

happy
nappy

Changing the Mind's Diaper

I think 
then wink
I gently wipe her
and in your face
I rub the diaper!


01/05/2018

Changing the Mind's Diaper

She told me I was “full of it”
As she walked away.
I muttered
“What?”
Then sat
in lightly drizzling
sun
repeating
“damn!”
“what have I done?”
The curbstone bruised
my pouting cheeks
stray dogs gazed sadly
at my plight
and then - dear god!
an awful thought
“what if – oh no”
“could she be right”!?
I slowly loosed
the sticky things
holding the package
without pins
to gaze upon
the fetid mass
of twisted logic’s
compost bins.
She claimed a simple
turnabout
as what goes in
must come out.
Alas, at times,
we must admit
all of us
are full of “it”.

John G. Lawless
©4/16/2018

Changing the Mind's Diaper

"Cut that crap out"
says hemisphere
left to right

sending

cerebrums cavorting
minding thoughts
contrite

siding

best scrape away
that sludge grudge
and blight

seeing

changing the mind's diaper
gives a clogged mind
fresh sight







18.04.14

Composed for John Lawless'
Changing The Diaper Of The Mind

Changing the Mind's Diaper of Facebook Addiction

Facebook addiction… I just don’t understand it 
what a load of utter twaddle!

I don’t give a  turgid toss about what you are doing 
and your incessant need to share with your ‘bestie’ and the world

Are you so insecure you have to detail your every ‘movement’ 
From the moment you get up to the moment you turn the light off to sleep
Neither do I want to know who you were sleeping with last night!

Who cares what you had for breakfast, dinner or tea
Only babies regurgitate after they have eaten!

And no …I don’t want to see a pic after you  ‘dropped your load’ – ugh
There are some things that should remain private!

You detail everything you had for your birthday and Christmas
Then tell the world you are going on holiday for two weeks
No wonder Burglar Bill just loves morons like you!

There is only one way to rid your mind of this continual crap
Put down that electronic device and get real!

Changing the Mind’s diaper Contest
Sponsored by John Lawless

4/7/18

Diaper Rash

DIAPER RASH

They took me out again
on a short leash
bag ready
just in case.

I had been trained
not to go
in the house,
to be subservient
to my masters,

repeat only
what I’d
been taught

regurgitate
the answers
sought.

They taught
I learned
by rote
and then……

they removed
the diaper
shook out all
my errant
thoughts,
patted my head,
let me
off leash.

I cleansed
my backside palate
“WHAT A LOAD!”
I fled - still flee -
the tortures that remain
lodged in my head.


John G. Lawless
4/5/2018

Diaper Duty

Diaper Duty
Diaper duty's not that bad.
The first few months go well.
Baby doesn't go that much,
And the poo does not yet smell.
When baby's very little,
And gets fed only milk
Baby's little excrement
Resembles brown mustard 'til...
Baby starts to grow a bit
And so does baby's poo.
The food they eat is more complex
And they poo much more like you.
Changing baby's diaper
Becomes more interesting.
And the smell that baby generates 
Starts your nose to sting.
You learn real fast which foods cause
Your nostrils so much gloom.
And which of baby's foods are safe
And don't cause deadly fumes.
You also learn what kind of foods
Make baby's poo too stiff.
And what makes their poo so runny
They could poo through a sieve.
So take care of little baby
And always feed them right.
And be sure to check their diaper
Before turning out the light.

While Trump Did Wear Diaper

While Trump Did Ware Diaper

We saw Trump while he wore a diaper,
Looking grotesque being a big griper;
When near,
Pain in rear;
Wherever he has been is always hyper.

Jim Horn

Diaper Rash

I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash
Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash
Humour's my game
Resulting in fame
My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash

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