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Diaper Poems - Poems about Diaper

Premium Member Twain No 2
Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason. Mark Twain no wonder Washington is a stinking cesspool!...

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Categories: diaper, humorous,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Swim At Your Own Risk
Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou, In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !” Momma was too late. So the cowboy, Nate, stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!” ...

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Categories: diaper, 1st grade, child, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member A Dog With a Diaper
Many people pamper their pets Love them so much Treat them as small children A dog with a diaper on For cleanliness A dog with a mask on For hygiene A dog with clothes on For tidiness A dog with dog foods For nutrition A dog goes to veterinary A specialist To pets they pay a lot of attentions Maybe they deserve How about their own...

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Categories: diaper, children, discrimination, love, old,
Form: Free verse
Broken Dream
He just walked out and the baby has no golden diaper. The floor is littered with cigarette ashes from yesterday dream. He just walked out and the tears of a young mother lingers around the house. The cupboard is not happy with rats. He said the government is unfaithful with his hands yet angels meets with him at...

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Categories: diaper, addiction, allegory, angel, angst,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Stier's Sniper Poopy Stoopy Diaper--
STIER'S SNIPER POOPY STOOPY DIAPER-- Stier Fire MAYBE BABE STINKY WINKY POOPY STOOPY Stier Fire Sniper Diaper? . 12/20/18 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018© ....

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Categories: diaper, adventure, analogy, engagement,
Form: Footle



Premium Member Comfy Diaper
happy nappy...

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Categories: diaper, baby, happy, poems,
Form: Footle
Changing the Mind's Diaper
I think then wink I gently wipe her and in your face I rub the diaper! 01/05/2018...

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Categories: diaper, fun,
Form: Imagism
Premium Member Changing the Mind's Diaper
She told me I was “full of it” As she walked away. I muttered “What?” Then sat in lightly drizzling sun repeating “damn!” “what have I done?” The curbstone bruised my pouting cheeks stray dogs gazed sadly at my plight and then - dear god! an awful thought “what if – oh no” “could she be right”!? I slowly loosed the sticky things holding the package without pins to gaze upon the fetid mass of twisted logic’s compost bins. She claimed...

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Categories: diaper, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Changing the Mind's Diaper
"Cut that crap out" says hemisphere left to right sending cerebrums cavorting minding thoughts contrite siding best scrape away that sludge grudge and blight seeing changing the mind's diaper gives a clogged mind fresh sight 18.04.14 Composed for John Lawless' Changing The Diaper Of The Mind...

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Categories: diaper, introspection, psychological,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Changing the Mind's Diaper of Facebook Addiction
Facebook addiction… I just don’t understand it what a load of utter twaddle! I don’t give a turgid toss about what you are doing and your incessant need to share with your ‘bestie’ and the world Are you so insecure you have to detail your every ‘movement’ From the moment you get up to the moment...

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Categories: diaper, addiction, humorous, slam, technology,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Changing the Mind's Diaper
Changing The Mind's Diaper My mind is clouded and I just had these thoughts So much going on my head is constipated Filled with prime everything I was taught, The quantity is carried in my mind inflated My minds full I need to change my heads diaper My eye takes in variety of knowledge's Learnt from kindergarten to college Mind's so...

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Categories: diaper, analogy, anxiety, conflict, confusion,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Diaper Rash
DIAPER RASH They took me out again on a short leash bag ready just in case. I had been trained not to go in the house, to be subservient to my masters, repeat only what I’d been taught regurgitate the answers sought. They taught I learned by rote and then…… they removed the diaper shook out all my errant thoughts, patted my head, let me off leash. I cleansed my backside palate “WHAT A LOAD!” I fled - still flee - the tortures that remain lodged in my...

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Categories: diaper, education, high school, society,
Form: Free verse
Diaper Duty
Diaper Duty Diaper duty's not that bad. The first few months go well. Baby doesn't go that much, And the poo does not yet smell. When baby's very little, And gets fed only milk Baby's little excrement Resembles brown mustard 'til... Baby starts to grow a bit And so does baby's poo. The food they eat is more complex And they poo much more like you. Changing baby's...

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Categories: diaper, baby, blessing, family, kid,
Form: Free verse
While Trump Did Wear Diaper
While Trump Did Ware Diaper We saw Trump while he wore a diaper, Looking grotesque being a big griper; When near, Pain in rear; Wherever he has been is always hyper. Jim Horn...

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Categories: diaper, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Diaper Rash
I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash Humour's my game Resulting in fame My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash...

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Categories: diaper, silly,
Form: Limerick

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