Diaper Poems - Poems about Diaper

.... Spaghetti scholar rock climber baby sitter Diaper changer cup cake Golden Cup holder ......Read the rest...

...Sitting here in an adult diaper, ‘cancer free’ I’m told. Thumbing through a booklet of kegel exercises for men, this. After nine long years, in and out of specialist offices, batting around my......Read the rest...

...Someone left the window open in the nursery I slowly crept out of it because I had to pee I wandered taking baby steps until I found a tree T’was then I had the feeling something was watching me ......Read the rest...

...I think no stimulus could be as potent as the one to pee. A feeling frequent and innate is this - the urge to urinate. It comes each day to everyone at work, at play, or on the run. It comes ......Read the rest...

... He ran around shooting unsuspecting souls with his golden tip arrows and one perfectly bent, Port Orford Cedar bow. Wearing nothing but a diaper and a silly grin he aimed, shut one eye then Wh......Read the rest...

...light leaks over craggy red peaks and seeps through the single glazed a slinky silhouette spins a pirouette mews stretches and rubs against the the window pane gooey foggy a......Read the rest...

...Spookaroo where are you he yells while standing at the window his diaper is sagging and his witches hat is crooked and all askew The ghostees are busy tonight preparing candy for the big kids ......Read the rest...

...It's impossible to hum with your nose blocked Don't try it you'll give yourself a hernia About two hundred babies are born every minute Guess there's not much doing in suburbia Dust un......Read the rest...

...It stands in the middle of the field looking furiously across the distance with its two ears shooting in the sky and its adrenaline rising up in its feet and running around with fear. What is the......Read the rest...

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE V Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise by Michael R. Burch I wanted to be good as gold, but being good, as I’ve been told, requires something, discipline, ......Read the rest...

...CURSE OF THE EMPTY NEST No way imagine empty nest, imagine, giving birth at thirty-five. Plus fact I’d never even changed a diaper, so mother-hood … just prayed survive. Then son became te......Read the rest...

..."Worldwide a child dies each five sec- onds still (with some children even dying in pain -- slow)." -- just a mindful reminder of Reality * * * Most mommies fail to ponder ......Read the rest...

...Raising a Kid isn't Easy You notice that fish don't do it Some even eat their offspring If you can't control it, I guess that you chew it Teen-agers are especially hard Pigs ar......Read the rest...

...A push-button blood alarm scans the receptivity of softly ticking ears. It is the ever-wakening never snoozing internet jungle calling. Fasting birds as large as velociraptors insist on being......Read the rest...

...Tuna fish is quite the dish the first nine months of marriage After that, it's baby food but do not fret It wets the diaper ~ not the carriage......Read the rest...