Best Diaper Poems

She told me I was “full of it”
As she walked away.
I muttered
“What?”
Then sat
in lightly drizzling
sun
repeating
“damn!”
“what have I done?”
The curbstone bruised
my pouting cheeks
stray dogs gazed sadly
at my plight
and then - dear god!
an awful thought
“what if – oh no”
“could she be right”!?
I slowly loosed
the sticky things
holding the...

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                                            Dirty...

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Diaper Boy
He wore a diaper;
His plan of terror was thwarted,
Many lives were saved....

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My God!
what's in yond wind yee broke
doth burn mine eyes 
and make me choke.

Such bitter breeze
such wafting savour 
assaults mine senses
which flee in terror!

No sewage pit
nor stagnant mire
cans't rival thine
unholy power.

A road dead skunk
in a summer's swelter
would smell more like a rose
most precious flower.

What cursed...

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Facebook addiction… I just don’t understand it 
what a load of utter twaddle!

I don’t give a  turgid toss about what you are doing 
and your incessant need to share with your ‘bestie’ and the world

Are you so insecure you have to detail your every...

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As Cupid came on streaming through
the sky in great repose.
The friction caught him by surprise
in every sense Helios.

To solve the problem he would think
"How can I keep my cool?"
And with a nod and with a wink
proved he was no one's fool.

He sprinkled powder on his...

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Many people pamper their pets
Love them so much
Treat them as small children
A dog with a diaper on 
For cleanliness
A dog with a mask on
For hygiene
A dog with clothes on
For tidiness
A dog with dog foods
For nutrition
A dog goes to veterinary 
A specialist 
To pets they pay...

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I could go on Jeopardy and win lotsa cash
Known for my knowledge of trivia and trash
Humour's my game
Resulting in fame
My great knowledge would give Alex diaper rash...

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Changing The Mind's Diaper

My mind is clouded and I just had these thoughts
So much going on my head is constipated
Filled with prime everything I was taught, 
The quantity is carried in my mind inflated

My minds full I need to change my heads diaper

My eye takes...

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DIAPER RASH

They took me out again
on a short leash
bag ready
just in case.

I had been trained
not to go
in the house,
to be subservient
to my masters,

repeat only
what I’d
been taught

regurgitate
the answers
sought.

They taught
I learned
by rote
and then……

they removed
the diaper
shook out all
my errant
thoughts,
patted my head,
let me
off leash.

I cleansed
my backside palate
“WHAT A LOAD!”
I...

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I think 
then wink
I gently wipe her
and in your face
I rub the diaper!


01/05/2018...

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While Trump Did Ware Diaper

We saw Trump while he wore a diaper,
Looking grotesque being a big griper;
When near,
Pain in rear;
Wherever he has been is always hyper.

Jim Horn...

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Diaper Duty
Diaper duty's not that bad.
The first few months go well.
Baby doesn't go that much,
And the poo does not yet smell.
When baby's very little,
And gets fed only milk
Baby's little excrement
Resembles brown mustard 'til...
Baby starts to grow a bit
And so does baby's poo.
The food they eat...

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STIER'S SNIPER POOPY STOOPY DIAPER--


Stier  Fire
MAYBE BABE
STINKY WINKY
POOPY STOOPY 
Stier  Fire
Sniper Diaper?



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12/20/18
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.2018©





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Swimming in the pool was Lou- Lou,
In distress yelled, ”MA! Gotta poo !”
Momma was too late.
So the cowboy, Nate,
stuck in head n'said, “Howdy-DOO!”
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