Best Diaper Poems

I think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day...

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"England and America are two countries separated by a common language." 
                ...

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I never got why you always
Ate the red pink color out 
The Sherbet ice cream

It was like excavation
How you removed all the cherry
Without even affecting...

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I crossed my legs but there was a flood
Blushing red I hope folks understood
But my waters had burst
And the baby's my first
Guess I'm ready to...

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I am a super duper Gerber Baby
all I love to do is wee- wee
winning all the attention of my mommy
so that all day long, she’ll...

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waiting
with diaper on 
for this woman to get up 
off the kitchen floor and
stop bleeding while a man 
hovers over her with grimace 
and clinched...

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Even so young, life is so precious 
Of human nature there is but one thing on her mind 
As the two year old sits on...

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to my daddy, Walter M. McGlothin (Aug. 2, 2005)... going home!!!

When someone you love is taken away
There is never enough time
No matter if its
Days,
Weeks,
Months,
Years,
Eons...

~

The heart...

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DESTROYING the KID

It’s about time you came around.
I have waited long with my pants dropped down.
Did you say, “CHICKEN!" Mmm, I love chicken.
My favorite comes...

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Neighborhood lunch 

I once saw a cat very hyper
This fine feline needed a diaper
For when she would go
She put on a show
Meowing for someone to...

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Congrats on your first born, my friend, 
Your playboy days are soon to end, 
Diaper change and sleepless nights 
Come with your new paternal rights....

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You call it a diaper – I call it a nappy
Whatever the name the result’s often crappy!

I call it a handbag; you call it a...

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You were my mind's cocoon ...

Oh, at first I ran, multi-legged, from the intensity of your intent,
  the fear of a love, transforming ......

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The Painful Facts
The nervous system originates in the brain.
Nerves send and receive signals to feel pleasure, fear or pain.

A baby’s diaper rash causes crying, pain...

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Seeing a wrong and doing very little
           to right it. . . 
I’m sure this...

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