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Premium Member Blowing Smoke

Wildfires don't recognize borders.
Neither should common sense.
But the nonsense coming out of your leaders' mouths
just proves that they're really dense.

Smoke doesn't come with a passport.
It's not some thing you can just deport.

You see, here's the way it goes.
We can't control the way the wind blows.

Maybe you should clean up your own mess
before blaming others for your distress.

We actually have way more
boreal forest than you.
Yet, statistically, for some reason,
you have more fires than we do.

Your priorities are something
you need to rearrange
because the problem is not Canada;
it's climate change.

Let’s Make Great Britain British

Britishness was fairness 
Not bothered about race 
Jokes that didn’t careless 
taken with good grace 

We didn’t take it serious 
religion got a drilling 
there were no inferiors 
when there was derision 

everything was personal 
no grouping in together 
words were never worst of all 
a bantering endeavour 

people got all sensitive 
they were not integrated 
it would have prevented it 
now all we hear is hatred 

accusations and censorship 
from humour and free will 
well I say you should get a grip 
we don’t care how you feel 

Imported with these people 
a way that is not ours 
deport yourself it’s simple 
if words are giving scars 

we don’t need to make the great 
let’s make Great Britain British 
it takes care to discriminate 
you’re the victim of your image

Premium Member Two Useless Idiots


 	       Zoran Mamdani and Katie Wilson
                  I’d deport them if only I could
               Get rid of the useless idiots for good

               To Cuba, Venezuela or North Korea
                  places in which they’ll absorb the idea

               that socialism is a fool’s paradise
                  where thrive dictators, penury and mice


High Noon Last Chance Saloon


Do or die got to perform in the eye of the storm

Noise from the boys remember we did deport

Another loss 3 nought a new boss will be sought 

The depravity of gravity the reality of this sport

Big Ben’s men finally hold court our Last Resort


Insult beaten twice has the Bazball loon cult lost its spice

Starc’s legend hewn from chumps stumps in clumps strewn

Shredded in the dreaded Ashes vice Last Throw of the Dice


Bogged down in a twit pit will be flogged if we just slog

Stokes spoke about going for broke showing a bit of dog   


Aussie boon.. Over the Moon In the Clover lagoon
  
The Barmy Army will still croon their afternoon tune

As another buffoon’s marooned OZ media swoon

Sucking on their silver spoon our Last Chance Saloon

Last ditch on the pitch must bewitch this is High Noon

Slim Pickings

In addition to indigenous peoples
of the Americas known as Native Americans
the country of U.S.A. is populated
by those from far away other lands
but now there are many in the U.S.
living illegally on borrowed time
as the Governement wants to deport them all
for an untried unproven crime
and if they do so then who will pick
all the fruit and vegetable crops
when they are gone back to where they're from
as that's where the dollar stops

What If We Were Racist?

If the majority of people have concerns about illegal immigration only for the government to call them racist,
And, that same majority of people turned around and openly declared themselves racist, 
would the government in turn govern the country according to the populous opinion and fulfil its duty to the people, by running the country in line with the demands of the people, by doing whatever is necessary so as to deport illegal immigrants upon arrival thus easing the concerns of the majority who were forced to embody the racist narrative in order to become legitimised? 

If so wouldn’t it make sense for the government to see illegal immigration concerns as just that, unlawful acts of migration, and deal with the problem so that the majority aren’t forced to embrace racism as a core belief?


Premium Member Walk the Walk

They crowd around their leader
unqualified, unfit
Vying for some action
all chomping at the bit

They’ve given-up democracy
their morals are all gone
Instead they honor Donald Trump
a two-bit, traitor con

They don’t want an America
with those who aren’t White
They’d rather burn it to the ground
and threaten that they might

They’re homophobic bigots
and condemn those who are trans
Scared of life, scared of love
they punish them with bans

Like preachers, they quote scripture
hang crosses from their chains
But then deport small children
far away, alone, on planes

The MAGA base is poisoned
hating all that’s not the same
Then praise an unfit moron
who’s a fool and has no shame

We won’t give-up our freedom
our vote, or right to talk
Together, we will march as one
resist, and walk the walk

The Interview

Written By:  D. Collins 5/7/25



Mr. President, you have a bitcoin run by your family.

Wouldn’t that be the definition of selling prestige?

You went at Hunter Biden claiming that’s what he did.

But you’re putting dollars in the pockets of all your kids?

 

 

You want Canada and Greenland to be your accomplishment.

Yet, rundown and deport those not of Caucasian descent.

The World has color which shines so beautifully bright.

That means this country will never again be Lilly White.

 

 

Mr. President, are you there?  Are you hearing me out?

This ain’t about red states down in the Dirty South.

I step to you because of my bewilderment.

As to why I pay more for drinking Heineken.

Premium Member Igor needs a bigger lab XI

With women he likes to cavort
And conquering them is just sport
Since Trump likes to rape 
Girls might not escape
And everyone else he’ll deport

Premium Member guilty by tattoo

Though opposed by federal court
Trump’s sport-like media report
Features flights at night
With head-shaven blight
And the hog-walked men we deport

What slave asks for anything more
Than a rave in El Salvador?
With expenses paid 
In dirt they’ll get laid
While six million bucks pays our whore

Wishing lane

“Thy stature is like to a palm tree, and thy breasts to clusters of grapes.” He said,
Filled with milk and honey but overwhelming his expectations - he feared,
Finding peace and solace in its feel of evermore candor-not for-yet made for-in plentiful, he cheered,
Until I sought no more in its unparalleled enchare.

Out the door she gushed and out his heart she made deport,
Staring across the open door, across the hallway with his heart implode,
Laying waste to the mask which clots his eyes afore.
I implore to thee, whose eyes are that of a doe, 
Sing into my ears once more and ward off my fiery foes,
Dance with me once more, oh how I MISS YOU so.

Premium Member GO, NO STAY

GO, NO—STAY

Deport those filthy illegals, go call the cops!
But not the brown losers who are picking our crops
We won’t tell them to go
Who else would stoop so low?
And it would cause inflation in our grocery shops

April 21 Serio Comedy 2024 Elections

The election of 2024
Presents an existential choice
Which old white grandpa dude

Both past their prime time 
Do you support for president?

Friendly, grandpa 
Who has been president
For the last three years?
Presiding over a decent economic expansion
Amid war in Europe and the Mid-east.


Or the former chaos president

Facing multiple court cases
Owing settlements for fraud
Sexual assault and defamation?

Who promises more chaos
And retribution against his enemies
In the deep state, and media.

Calling them all communists
As if an international communist threat
Was it still a thing?

Promising to deport 
Illegal aliens
And possibly withdrawing from nato
And other alliances,

and impose crippling tarrifs 
on all imports? 

Yet to his supporters
Has been anointed by god
To vanquish his enemies.

or vote for RFJ, JR
or Cornel West
or Jill Stein
or the libertarian candidate 

or just boycott the election.
staying home in disgust.

Sadly, that is our choice
On election day.

Those who read for

You still expect more running after all works
Seeking for freedom at random to be castoff
You become aliens ruthless mindful of gifts
You care not about blood, the urge for justice
A mask on your eyes and face you wear giving 
Nothing to ALL but to selves. You aren’t keen
on making a nation, advantages you crave for
You merely send ill-reports and help to deport
Souls confine wills upraise and preserve lions
I aren’t afraid of you. Let them know that I’m
Aware of your dangerous games. I surpassed
The “I” and I have become “You” and “We”
Yeah, let them not doubt about my fight for
FREEDOM and my faith in the human race.

Dark Water Swimmer

Dark water swimmer

If I were a deep-sea diver, I would swim to the Azores
were the water is not so cold; meet up with dolphins
that remembered me from my time on ships when
waving to them from the deck
They would feed me sardines since I’m too slow to catch
anyone alone
When I meet a tiger shark, I will bow my head, show
respect and call him my lordship; messages will be sent
“Don’t touch this man, as he is not a seal.”
I will go ashore in Madeira, get drunk in a bar and when
they arrest and try to deport me, I will tell them the sea
is my home, and they will take me on a helicopter and
push me back to my forever home
This will be witnessed by all creatures of the ocean, who
will say: “Now look, there swims a hero.”

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