Short Deport Poems

With women he likes to cavort
And conquering them is just sport
Since Trump likes to rape 
Girls might not escape
And everyone else he’ll deport...

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My iguana bit my nose off in Muskogee
I'm ashamed I let myself run out of beer
If I'm caught driving sober to the grocery
They might deport my ass right out of here....

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To a charming and convincing sense they comport
so far from suspicion and nothing to report
beat the penal code
crime in silent mode
poorer is the unlucky victim they deport....

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"I'm from the Census Bureau," I said
"You're from the U.S. government, I dread"
     So I asked him his name
     He replied, "Putin-tame"
~ Ha! I'll have to deport you, all the same!"...

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GO, NO—STAY

Deport those filthy illegals, go call the cops!
But not the brown losers who are picking our crops
We won’t tell them to go
Who else would stoop so low?
And it would cause inflation in our grocery shops
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I looked out of the window it was all cloud and fog
I looked into my email and found have got an avslag 
My picture is blurry said it in the report 
With all their might they want me to deport 
By now  my soul is sitting thinking at the airport...

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the night bright
i can see the ports lights
its shinng on you see
i  set
with my eyes fixs
and stareing
 am just shareing
my feeling
your love got me
reeling
am waiting to get home
without i will be alone
am not a deport
 am just at the
AIRPORT...

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Though opposed by federal court
Trump’s sport-like media report
Features flights at night
With head-shaven blight
And the hog-walked men we deport

What slave asks for anything more
Than a rave in El Salvador?
With expenses paid 
In dirt they’ll get laid
While six million bucks pays our whore...

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They do dirty jobs without fuss
And bring to our culture a plus
We claim they're unfit
And upon them some spit
Yet illegals are better than us


Author's note: It's ironic that the people who promote family values would deport the parents of US citizens (children born in the US to alien parents)....

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Contest
Been n had a look,
the anonomesian's
aint much crook,

lotsa lovely touching verse,
lovely entries looking for the worse,
where are they:( AT

drat frat n starve the lizards,
 stiffen the crows,
 stuff the little black ducks,
 in the long grass,

 not in the short grass, 
you be caught short:) 
put on the deport.
Way south:) sport.


johnson waffles lots 22-july-11...

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Trump Shows Off and Self Did Applaud

Trump shows off and self did applaud,
And himself will always love and laud;
Was very  perturbing;
Downward disturbing;
He has been known to think he is God.

Jim Horn

Putting the kids on military bases so they
won't have to conform State and Local Laws
is rediculious. Taking their children away and
saying that the mothers deserted them so we
can deport the mothers is also rediculious.

Jim Horn again...

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kindness is adrift
in our world
seeking refuge
from blindness deafness
the color of skin
race religion language style
equator lands yield darker skin
protected from sun's rays
why must one bow to polar types
with ice-tinted skin
let us skin the Earth
take her pulse
expose her crystal core
for she is HOME
where is the heart
bleeding within -
human blood, an endless river
salty ocean surrounds
a sea of tears
our poor planet
dangling in space...

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