Defecating Poems - Poems about Defecating

... I often voice record poems when I’m defecating on the toilet – I wonder, could this be considered as poetry dumping… just askin for a friend lol NB As the Queen of Poop I wil......

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...Olive green bottle garden once beautified her perfect patio. Resplendent with venust foliage and pretty alpine flowering cacti. Sadly, with declining mobility its owner no longer ven......

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...I badly fear feuding cattle, Vexed into a ferocious battle; An endless shudder at the goring horn To them granted when they were born. I could imprison the defecating cattle And off and on hea......

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...we did not Dye in vain! from “songs of the sea snails” though i’m just a slimy crawler, my lineage is proud: my forebears gave their lives (oh, let the trumps blare loud!) so purple-mantl......

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...Tiger me growls, kicking the dog on the floor. She yelps, giving me the “I love you no matter what” eyes. That makes Tiger me mad, so she wakes up Trixie. They start wrestling around, growling and......

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... “The Evolution of a Broken Heart” In thy hands, I gently placed it lacking hesitation’s pleas and virtues ‘twas ne’er a time to be uncourageous plucked somewhere f......

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...Will my love wither away? Beyond death’s destructive door Or will it soar throughout eternity, my love... And thus I shall have a chance to prove my Devotion to you... That I may wo......

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...Fear thee not, for thy sweet stench of dormant death is in the aboulic air Thus in thy fraught, and benighted breath to ask for thy life to shamely spare Or be quick thy death, defecating and relea......

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...Direct clay was turned into required elements parts, sections, groups, classes in proportion to set in every function in as pottery style, osteoblasts turned into bones to form the cage, limes we......

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...Turtle wrap is a turtle entwined. Eh. Ooh.ball is the only thing for a bit. Among a fish baked grass. And a farting squid in a barrel of pickles is a introduction to a heifer dance. So many beef goat......

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...Unquotable quotes: Fat People – XXIX (I know this piece sounds mean and cruel but as every single parent must have experienced, this is also the expression of utter exasperation, and perhaps th......

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...One cow is equal to one soul; One soul is equal to one cow We are all cows walking on the street, All souls are cows the Namas said! Kill one cow they will kill two souls, Our grasses their......

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... They are perched everywhere just waiting. If you feed them, they will start defecating. Some people consider them rats with wings. Pigeons can do some of the nastiest things. I went......

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...The News Today Louvre in Paris has closed its door the staffs stand on the steps and sing the national anthem they have no lifeboats and can`t stop Louvre being filled with the art of debris, ......

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...Am I not an empty shell? A crystal egg if you will, as I slowly swell... In my excrement's of love, Am I not a fetus freak? Abandoned by the love I seek, void full tears... Am I not a decaying e......

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