Short Defecating Poems
Short Defecating Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Defecating by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Defecating by length and keyword.
When confronted with
edicts of expendability,
the sanest of minds
condemn usury as a practice
defecating on
the nobler edicts of survival
until all herded
charge the very gates of compliance.
I often voice record poems when I’m defecating on the toilet –
I wonder, could this be considered as poetry dumping…
just askin for a friend lol
NB As the Queen of Poop I will NEVER be 'de turd' from posting my poems on what is a poetry site
Olive green bottle garden
once beautified her perfect patio.
Resplendent with venust foliage
and pretty alpine flowering cacti.
Sadly, with declining mobility
its owner no longer ventures outdoors.
Now grungy, its only visitors
are two defecating pigeons.
They are perched everywhere just waiting.
If you feed them, they will start defecating.
Some people consider them rats with wings.
Pigeons can do some of the nastiest things.
I went to the car wash to get my car clean.
What a flock did was nothing short of mean.
So today, I wasted a little of my money.
I want to do with my shotgun something that's not funny.
Inspired by another member's poem.