Dastard Poems - Poems about Dastard

...Retirement Poem Lionel Derbyshire Stop working now The boss was hopeless Gave you no hope The nine-to-five grind Is over now Retirement Exit, exit excite Up, up away Banjo your mango Ma......

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...(The British Medical Council want to ban smoking in private cars, even when the driver is on his own.) suspended sentence for beating his wife just a sad fact of modern day life and then the d......

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...I think I shall - oh yes, I shall put you to words in books, et al and share my scoundrel’s rationale with those of impish-like morale but pray you beg me love - your coquette kiss, thereof … ......

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...'Twas long before a Shakespeare play was quilled, the fifth and sixth of deadly sins would prey then dance with pride as innocence was spilled upon the pyre where dastard evil plays. The wicked t......

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...“Glory! Great honour shall be mine! Wenestl shall be last of his dastard line! Sword unsheathed and bow taut-strung, We rest not while a Norvajael stays unhung!” Over glen and trail the quaver ......

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...CLERIHEW REVIEW Sir Isaac Newton Though genetically close to an Orang Utan With his larger cranial cavity He discovered the law of gravity Atilla the Hun Was a man who liked innocent fun ......

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...This is a palandromic poem. That is, it reads exactly the same backwards (letter by letter including the title) ignoring spaces and punctuation. Resumes Reversed I sat in unity—tied am I! Evil ......

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...,It's like some long lost fairy tale That's handed down through time But couldn't be, as you will see For this strange tale is mine. I chose to take a country road I do from time to time To......

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...The silence of morn makes this place forlorn in the fields, the hillsides, and trenches. Over two hundred years since the bloodshed and fear, yet you can hear the yells, smell the stenches. The c......

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...Mourn Oh I fear the Death of love! For you to snatch away, the very people hold so dear, take me instead you beast. Afraid of salted tears that wound, the memories bleed astray. Let go your ......

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...November 10 , 2014 2:30 pm I see a little darken shadow of my complexion skin. I afraid a shady cold heart white currish man treating me like a helpless *****. My rituals and rights is my fight I ......

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...On the pathway to the flames of hell, I stand; in inky blackness of night, with giggles of demons sounding close at hand. I march to the beat of Satan's dastard band; submit without a fight......

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...Patriot's Play Scheme Should I make love or leave well enough alone? Even though may be young teen or fully grown; My decision, what things will it be affected by? Nothing works out no matter ......

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...One light, I was out panting the clown red when I met a Sadie from Francis who I found to be quiet subtractive. It was apparel she thought I was distracted two because she ted, “Voulez-vous coucher a......

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...WHO was the dastard - Moriarty again? WHAT was the reason for kidnapping Watson, my friend? WHEN did Moriarty strike? WHERE could Watson be? WHY is Moriarty always instigating dastardly deeds? ......

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