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Darn Poems - Poems about Darn

Darn - Apr 17
O’ dear, I learned today you’re spoken for; I asked the question, got the answer: “no”. Ayayaye…but, considering the blow wasn’t so bad, I’m glad I tried to score. Oh dear,—(I must admit)—you know what’s more?, you’ve snatched the beauty right out from this low world; o’ diamond, why must you hoard it so? All other charms have lost their glow, they...

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Categories: darn, beauty, crush, cute, heart,
Form: Italian Sonnet
Premium Member Darn Blue Tape
Across the street, it’s hard to miss, That fixer-upper in a state of bliss, With peeling paint and the promise of change, Yet one stubborn strip remains, so strange. A sliver of blue against the white facade, Mocking my patience, making me mad. Each day it shouts from the window’s glare, 'Look at me! I’m still here! Don’t you dare!' Time drifts by,...

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Categories: darn, extended metaphor, poets, silly,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Darn Owl Not Barn Owl
I swallowed an owl I didn’t mean too it flew in when my mouth was open as I stood admiring a flowery garden its feathers tickled making me cough and scoff a lot ...

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Categories: darn, bird, fun, funny, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Let's Darn This For What the Colour of Many Hypocrites Wear
So many people in this world Free do not have their conscious formed properly Twisted wisdom uses the Bible to justify acts of defiance against God Who am I to judge when our Precious Lord said if you love Me keep my commandments A sad sorry state of any nation that denies the truth The blind suffer...

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Categories: darn, color, emotions, faith, feelings,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member That Darn Cat
The pussycat boasted nine lives, and nearly as many ex-wives. As they peeled away, “We’ve got him!” they’d say, but Charon still sails the Maldives. ...

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Categories: darn, nonsense,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Holy Gosh Darn
How many of youse guys remember these Well golly gee, holy cow, gosh darn, gee willikers Way back when they were naughty phrases Today the naughty words are maimers and killers How things have changed and getting uglier Mass shootings, targeted individuals, fire starters What's happened to the world we once knew Civility should be deleted from each transponder Golly gee and...

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Categories: darn, humor,
Form: Rhyme
A Darn Good Day To Me
i need a day where i don't feel low i need a day where i can walk a trail that takes me to nature's beauty i need a day where it is not too hot and not too cold i need a day where everything is paid and i have no worries on my mind i need a day...

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Categories: darn, beautiful, day, imagination,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ditch the Darn Queen
The King’s headaches have grown since he's ascended the throne And wearing that Crown has turned his smile to a frown Marrying the Queen’s led to scenes unforeseen With his new relatives who...

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Categories: darn, humor, moving on, travel,
Form: Couplet
Darn It, Sam: Bawdy
New lovers were overheard in their tryst, "Ow, ow!" Beth cried when once again Sam missed. He said from above, "So sorry, my love. Would you offer me a hand to assist?" February 28, 2022 A New Bawdy or Humous Limerick Contest Tania Kitchin: Sponsor...

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Categories: darn, funny love, silly,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Darn It- Rhymed Senryu
Sudden knock on my door. Eggs splashed on the floor, Golden Lake, galore! Rhymed Senryu ...

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Categories: darn, humor, imagery,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member That Darn Virus
We have a dear old friend, name of Cyrus Went to China and got that darn virus Poor guy has been quarantined In a yellow submarine Told him, "If you recover please wire us"...

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Categories: darn, health, travel,
Form: Limerick
'i'M Too Darn Old For the Cold'
I am but a man who is so cold, with a bad cough from a cold that’s bold. Bronchitis cold sickness, from this cold I’m listless- Guess for nude cold skiing, I’m too old! 9-9-6-6-9 syllable count howmanysyllables.com Same Word Winter Limerick Poetry Contest Charles Messina January 11, 2019...

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Categories: darn, winter,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member It's So Darn Hot
A shimmering haze distorts the sky, sending temperatures soaring high. And the streets are ripe with smelly folk, while thick layers of smog smother and choke. Feeling hotter than ever before, dribbles of sweat escape every pore. And people look exhausted on side-walks, much like zombies, no one laughs or talks. Sweat soaks right through your clothes in seconds while every open hydrant beckons. And...

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Categories: darn, how i feel, imagery,
Form: Rhyme
Darn Right
7/5/17 You're darn right Years in the dark and light Lifeforms that did or didn't survive a shark bite Daily people getting stabbed in the back with a dull or sharp knife Either putting in the effort or not, when it comes to making the yard nice Many only able to afford a small not a large slice Inside barns often mice Meanwhile...

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Categories: darn, fun, imagination, poetry, rap,
Form: Rhyme
Those Darn Spontaneous Happenings
Those darn spontaneous happenings They sure can drive you nuts Make you scratch your head Leave you wondering what is up Monday 9:00am Sitting on a park bench reading The morning news Then over flies a bird and splat! It poops on your new shoes ...

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Categories: darn, humor,
Form: Free verse

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