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Darn Autocorrect!

Today, my wife went shopping and in her glee took her phone and sent a selfie of her in a beautiful new dress. She looked quite stunning, I must confess. She asked “Does this make my butt look big?” I picked up my beer, took a swig and texted back “Nooo!” But my phone went to autocorrect and changed my word to “Mooo!” Please send help or I’ll end up black and blue!

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Date: 5/6/2025 1:47:00 AM
i needed this today: heelarious and creative...is your wife still your wife?
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Jim Healey
Date: 5/6/2025 6:16:00 AM
The poem is pure fiction. No worries! And my wife and I have been together for almost 26 years. Glad you enjoyed the poem. Take care.
Date: 5/5/2025 5:28:00 PM
Funny one, Jim. You took a joke and made it into a fun rhyming poem.
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Jim Healey
Date: 5/5/2025 6:14:00 PM
Thanks, Andrea. Yes, I saw the joke online a few days ago and decided to put it in the form of a poem. I have done this on occasion in the past. My poems based on the humour of Stephen Wright are probably my best examples. Take care.
Date: 5/5/2025 11:43:00 AM
HA! Jim. If this is true, what was her response?
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Jim Healey
Date: 5/5/2025 12:27:00 PM
No, this is fiction, but if it was true she’d either laugh or give me the middle finger…or maybe both!

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