Darn It, Sam: Bawdy

New lovers were overheard in their tryst,
"Ow, ow!" Beth cried when once again Sam missed.
He said from above,
"So sorry, my love.
Would you offer me a hand to assist?"


February 28, 2022
A New Bawdy or Humous Limerick Contest
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Laurie Avatar
March 27, 2022 at 5:18 PM
Hello Jenna ... a limerick that's well worth a chuckle. Bawdy and a Beauty - thank you Jenna - Lindsay
Kitchin Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 4:25 PM
Jenna, this is hilarious, congratulations on your first place win!
Radhakrishna Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 5:46 AM
Congrats on your win! No wonder you were handed the top spot!
Logan Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 7:10 AM
Fun though a bit off-color. Thanks, Krish.
May Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 3:20 PM
Lol, Congrats on your win Jenna
Logan Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 7:09 AM
Thank you, Joseph.
Dietrich Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 11:02 AM
Great job, Jenna. I see you got first place. BIG congrats.
Logan Avatar
March 7, 2022 at 7:09 AM
One of them. Thanks, Andrea.
Kyser Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 6:06 AM
lol, great limerick!
Logan Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 7:04 AM
Thanks, Jeff. I've had a bit of practice lately on the forum collaboration.;)
Rodrigues Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 5:40 AM
LOL…congratulations on first place!
Logan Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 7:03 AM
Thanks a bunch for the read and congratulations, Kim.
Alex Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 5:38 AM
Last verse is real punch. Beautifully written as usual. Congratulations!
Logan Avatar
March 6, 2022 at 7:02 AM
Aww, thanks so much for the kind remarks, Chris.
Kavanagh  Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 1:57 PM
I not sure about Sam, but you definitely got this one spot on Jenna, brilliant bawdy Limerick, all the best for contest cheers David
Logan Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 4:26 PM
David, Sam definitely needs help. Lol thanks for the encouragement. Maybe that’s what Sam lacks.
Allison Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 12:40 PM
hahaha bawdy and brilliant , thanks for the giggle Jenna xx
Logan Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 4:24 PM
Thanks so much for liking my bawdiness, Jan. It doesn’t float to the surface very often.
Leffanta Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 10:40 AM
Was she Linda Hand? Enjoyed! Aloha!
Logan Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 11:45 AM
Oh geeze, that's a big NO! lol
Hankins Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 9:16 AM
OMG, this is just too funny, Jenna. This should find its way to the top, I suspect.
Logan Avatar
February 28, 2022 at 11:44 AM
I never know what to expect when it comes to contest results, Milt, but I appreciate your suspicion. lol Thanks!
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