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Premium Member Old Man Crabb - Both Audio and Text
Sixty some odd years ago, when I was just a kid, our home was on the very edge of town.
The man that lived next door to us - a Mr. - O. M. Crabb -...

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Categories: darn, inspirational,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member The Boys Get In Trouble Again - the Narrative Style
~The Boys Get In Trouble Again~Part 1- 
(A Narrative poem) 


 
Beth! Beth! Almanzo called out aloud for Laura upon entering their home., very late that afternoon, after so many long hours of work, since...

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Categories: darn, beautiful, books, family, love,
Form: Free verse
Randomlings 1-34
Randomling 1:  Matthew Macfadyen

I believe I'm in love with Matthew Macfadyen
He inspires in me a terribly bad yen
But as poetry goes
His name 'spires woes
Cause nothing rhymes with "Macfadyen”.


Randomling 2: Birthday Wishes
  
For my birthday,...

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Categories: darn, cat, deep, depression, dog, emotions, funny, love,
Form: Verse
Premium Member 4th Generation Soda Jerk -- Both Audio and Text
This is one excited kid and one PROUD father...



I took my son to the lumberyard last Tuesday afternoon. The day itself, though toasty, was the best in quite some time.
And when we’d finished shopping -...

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Categories: darn, father son, relationship, youth,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member The Boys Get In Trouble Again- Part 1
~The Boys Get In Trouble Again~Part 1- 
(A Narrative poem) 


 
Beth! Beth! Almanzo called out aloud for Laura upon entering their home., very late that afternoon, after so many long hours of work, since...

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Categories: darn, books, celebrity, emotions, family, boy,
Form: Narrative



Premium Member Ol' Babe - Both Audio and Text Versions - W-Illustration
Hey…did I ever tell you ‘bout the greatest baseball game,
Or should I say…the one that gave “Ol' Babe” his famous name?

Like several other great ones, there were many hits that day, 
And if it hadn't...

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Categories: darn, baseball,
Form: Verse
Premium Member King Cyrus the Great
CYRUS II - THE GREAT

So; here comes the story of that, King Cyrus the Great 
Whose history for some of us; is still well up for debate

But; it’s such a darn good story, it well...

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Categories: darn, history, leadership, literature, word play,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Gossip On the Bus
‘Bout 8:15 this morning, on the bus that I was riding, I overheard a woman tell some gal it seemed she knew,
Her pastor - reverend Bishop - and a “tacky looking woman” we’re spotted leaving...

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Categories: darn, funny, humor,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member C T Myers - Both Audio and Text
C. T. Myers


Just a couple weeks ago the boss called in an ad, hoping we could find a guy to fill Bill Daly’s shoes.
Bill had fallen victim to the same thing that his dad had,...

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Categories: darn, anger, car,
Form: Verse
The Crow Ghost of Haunting Footsteps
Break my neck; snap it in two, snap it in half
don't give me that incredulous, frightened look as I ask
don't hesitate in front of me, please just do me this favor
so I gain a halo,...

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Categories: darn, i love you, i miss you, introspection,
Form: Free verse
Reflections By Commodore John Barry
“He fought often and once bled in the cause of freedom, but his habits of War did not lessen in him the peaceful virtues which adorn his private life.”  Doctor Benjamin Rush, signer of...

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Categories: darn, adventure, autumn, dedication, history, longing, military, sea,
Form: Epic
The Bailout Ballad - the Layman's Lament
One day not long past our economy faltered
And wouldn’t improve if our course were unaltered.

'Cause we buy stuff at Wal-Mart (where things are dirt cheap)
'Cause they buy from China (treats workers like sheep

(So farmers left...

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© John Mudge  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: darn, business, humor, humorous, money, political, satire,
Form: Couplet
Leave - Me - Alone
Frankly bewildered…
I find life so absurd
Your serenity shines on
God, I want to be like your son

Why was I pushed in the margins?
Is it because of my abominable sins?
I threw them all away long ago…
Into garbage...

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Categories: darn, angst, confidence, courage,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Henry Hustle's Dead -- On Really Obnoxious Used Car Dealers
“Good morning, folks,” the guy began…“my name’s Henry Hustle.  Got yourselves a real nice car there. Love them fancy wheels! 
Today I’m gonna prove to you why so darn many people come to us...

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Categories: darn, car,
Form: Narrative
Please Help Yarn Hexed Door Neighbor
Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible 
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague 
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly mistook me for human sock 
to seal and line...

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Categories: darn, abuse, anger, bullying, character, december, humorous, husband,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member This Poem May Kill Me, Or Not
Notes: I am putting the notes upfront, suicide is no laughing matter, however, anything that makes it something that can be discussed I think is a good thing. Humor really is an aid to many...

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Categories: darn, depression, introspection, lonely, psychological, suicide, drug,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Just -- Trust Me - 2nd Half Text Plus Full Audio
Here's the deal, folks...
   This is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in 2 parts. 
 ...

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Categories: darn, hyperbole,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The Grim Reaper
THE GRIM REAPER (JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE) 

The Grim Reaper; again awakens from another well-earned day of sleep
From within the bowels of this cavernous earth, from his cave, so deep

His cloak and scythe;...

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Categories: darn, death, humorous, tribute, write,
Form: Epic
Things
Things

I’m scared of the dark
I’m scared of all the things I’ve said to you
I’m like a scared lark,
Running into you and things of that nature…am I full of rue?

I feel like I’ve said too much
I...

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Categories: darn, emotions, feelings, words,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member The Grime Reaper
THE GRIM REAPER (JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE)

This Grim Reaper stirs from another well-earned day of heavenly sleep
From within the bowels of this cavernous earth, from his cave, so deep

His cloak and scythe, been...

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Categories: darn, humorous, inspirational, write,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Milton Creek, Another Chapter
The sun had just risen over town, it was a beautiful morning
And outside Baker's new Bakery, a long queue was forming
The aroma of fresh baking was lingering in the morning air
Words alone cannot describe it;...

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Categories: darn, america, western,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Cultivated Love - Both Audio and Text
This piece was inspired by a similar conversation I had - only with my father - when I was in my teens, shortly before he passed away from cancer. This was tough to write -...

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Categories: darn, inspirational, love,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Baseball Trash Can Cats Vs Downtown Stray
Here we are fans this fine summer day,
to watch Trash Can Cats, versus Downtown Stray.
The field is grand in this deep wooded glen,
pitchers are warming up in the bull pen.

Pitching for the Cats is Crazy...

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Categories: darn, baseball, fun, poetry,
Form: Rhyme
Mimi and Mary T
Mimi and Mary T.
By

M P Walsh


It was 25 December,
And a snug-warm Christmas day.
The temp was over 50,
The weather: bright, not gray.

But a sadness on this Sunday fair
Perplexed me...what was wrong?
As I left the cape with...

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Categories: darn, celebration, death,
Form: Ode
Premium Member Santa the Grinch and the FBI
'Twas the night before Christmas and it was heavily snowing
The windows in the house rattled with the wind that was blowing
Santa looked out through the window and it filled him with dread
He was in two...

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Categories: darn, america, christmas, snow, weather, wind,
Form: Rhyme

Book: Reflection on the Important Things