Cutey Poems - Poems about Cutey

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks II

...I hate it when a girl rolls her eyes,
because that means she's on to my lies.
And then it's harder to get her
to let me under her sweater,
and then on to the ultimate prize.

Categories: cutey, funny, giggle, howl, humor,
Form: Limerick

utmost Sassiest Chicks

...Three of the utmost sassiest chicks I ever did see
Were Bluey, Red, and the notoriously cutey Blondie
They wiggled their tail feathers, causing rooster to turn red.
He was their embarrassed daddy,...

Categories: cutey, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme

Humble B Bumble - 24 - I'll Never Bee Kissed

...I’ll never bee kissed


Every weekend, Humble would go to the same bar,
In the same part of the hive, with the same group of mates.
He always went on the same Friday night and nothing ever chang...

Categories: cutey, beauty, friendship, kiss, love,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Joe Joe Joe Its All About Joe

...Who am I? I am me, and me is having a little me time
No way!  Five days plus a weekend. 7 days, that’s mine.
It’s not fair. It’s a sin. It’s crazy. No, really honey, they chime.
“What happened? Wh...

Categories: cutey, feelings, for her, friendship
Form: Free verse

I Am a Plain Jane

...I am a plain Jane,
a non-descriptive woman
who lives on Dreary Lane,
my world revolves around 
my kitty called Pretty who
was adopted from the lost and found,
I dream of being a beauty queen,
...

Categories: cutey, cat, hurt, life,
Form: Rhyme

On the Seas Deployed

...As I watch land fade in the distance
I realize what I have left
My love my wife
My son my life
She rises with me in the day light
Slumbers with me at night
As months come and go 
She never fad...

Categories: cutey, baby, marriage, military, ocean,
Form: Free verse

Beauty Devil

...You ask for a perfect girl now your in fear. 
Men constantly calling at her you cannot bear. 
You keep watching her every step as if if she is a prey, 
Because her body is perfect and you think sh...

Categories: cutey, angel, beauty, beauty, ,
Form: Epic

Winnipeg From 30 000 Feet

...WINNIPEG   FROM   30 000   FEET


Flight over the Lakes  -  turbulent altogether:
Wingtips  alarmingly  shaken like sticks.
In  the  Manitoba prairie’s settled  weather
Pilot finds his clear-night  c...

Categories: cutey, urban, , cute,
Form: Sonnet

The Lech

...There once was a sweet girl named Judy,
Promoted 'cause she was a cutey.
The boss was a wretch,
She called him a lech,
So she was dismissed from her duties.

                                         ...

Categories: cutey, on work and working,
Form: Limerick

Why Did You Let Me Go

...Why did you let me go my superhuman cutey....?
I'm blind of your intelligence
so why did you let me go...?

I believe that you were my girl
so you had to know that i was your man
and this song,...

Categories: cutey, loss, lost love, love,
Form: I do not know?

More Than Peanut Buttercup Reeses

...I can see why the lady asked
As the eldest is Dark
The middle Blond
And the baby Red
The hair colour on each head
I presume that is why the lady must have said
Which of the 3 is your's
Which w...

Categories: cutey, family
Form: Free verse

Edge (For Cutey)

...What shall I call you when we meet
The same old remembrance of the past?
The hope of me your choice did delete?
Or that other thing that did not last?
What shall remember us
When we are blown aw...

Categories: cutey, friendship, love, philosophyme, ,
Form: Verse

My Girl

...When I first saw you,
I thought you were cool,
When I first met you,
I knew you were true,
When I started getting to know you,
I acted like a fool,

I was amazed at your beauty,
You’re such a...

Categories: cutey, love, passion, , cute,
Form: Rhyme