Cretins Poems - Poems about Cretins

...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The atmosphere was thick with souls whose identities were full of holes. The gathered outside my house filling in their blank spaces with anger, hatred, bo......Read the rest...

...Fancy jets and drones are flying Bombs are falling and raining Killing innocent civilians Burning and destroying homes Hotels, churches and tombs People are starving and suffering While dictato......Read the rest...

...Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’......Read the rest...

...Was Santa pushed? let the Jury decide The Jury are gunning for Terry's hide Terry then started to wail Because they denied him bail They then charged him with violent Santacide. "Not gui......Read the rest...

......Wait, what’s that you saw on the news? They’re taking kids down to drag shows? Teaching them sex in second grade, when such things their minds cannot know? Trafficking them to billionaires, ......Read the rest...

...When Philip wed his princess bride He wed her nation too And very soon as man and wife They had a job to do He the one who, proud and tall An ever present castle wall She the one who led the w......Read the rest...

...A group of ASTRAL entrepreneurs formed a PERNICIOUS ENTERPRISE. The group would TRAVERSE the universe in search of worlds comprised of mealy-mouthed, self-serving, indecisive cretins. They belie......Read the rest...

...Please, Mr. Civil Leader, rule my life I don’t know how to take care of myself Limit my offspring, choose my wife Write me a pamphlet explaining my health I can’t wait to hear from my benefa......Read the rest...

...I never told anyone how my ears reverberate in a silent room. The whirring drone ever present, a conquistador of my private spaces. This is my cohabitation with an industrial generator. But I’ve g......Read the rest...

...Who are these lug nuts? Who are these featherweights? Who are these slum bums? Who are these cretins? Who are these dimwits? Who are these bird brains? Who are these crumb critters? Who are th......Read the rest...

...In a small town of 800 the lonely town where children never sleep Hardly can anyone imagine them ever being sweet Some are bullies, some rob, steal, some brake windows Others are found juvenile d......Read the rest...

...Blunt deadly weapons of mass destruction electrify, fracture, and jeopardize *****Sapiens species (and entire biosphere) continuity rent asunder doomsday declared (nuclear winter gallows humo......Read the rest...

...The Cottonmouth King I, The Cottonmouth King creep out from under my rock; I penetrate the depth of your soul Blood runs on damp streets claiming another life Drama tastes of bitter swall......Read the rest...

...Occasionally we should expose the wackier lobe of the brain in order to better appreciate the more sensible side of the mind. ~THIS is one of those times... I capriole betwee......Read the rest...

...(After Charles Baudelaire) Many a time, to amuse themselves, the sailors would trap an albatross, make it a slave. (These ruffians manned those old-time deep-sea whalers, resenting, but inde......Read the rest...