Short Cretins Poems

Short Cretins Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Cretins by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Cretins by length and keyword.


Disperse These Cretins!

Brisk
breeze blows
before grim 
gray gargoyle clouds
explode with static glee
rinsing the joyous sweat from
fleeing parents and progeny
scattering like insects in the spray
of annoyance at their sheer existence.
Form: Etheree


Action Game

A grotesque gamer gobbles gummies grunting gleefully at his game. 
Sounds of slaughter spewing from the surround sound speakers.
The cunning commando combats a clearing 'cross countless cretins.
Validating his victory only after violently vanquishing the virtual villains.

Retribution By Rolex.

I have ben disappointed. I have been dismayed,
by such irrefragable frauds ensuring justice is delayed.

I have been disheartened. I have been disserved,
by such irredeemable cretins with ethics badly curved.

I have been disenchanted. I have been distressed,
by such irrepressible greed than could ever be confessed.

But in this, oh, high and mighty, you are equal to the lowly,
by this irreversible fact: both your clocks are ticking slowly.
Form: Couplet

We Need Better Monsters, Part Ii

...Wait, what’s that you saw on the news?
They’re taking kids down to drag shows?
Teaching them sex in second grade,
when such things their minds cannot know?

Trafficking them to billionaires,
who’s appetites are quite depraved,
while claiming they’re the moral ones,
that all future paths they will blaze?

Those are the monsters we have now,
the cretins that hide in plain sight…
I think I’d prefer vampires,
that would be an easier fight.
Form: Narrative

Premium Member The One That Got Away

Was Santa pushed? let the Jury decide
The Jury are gunning for Terry's hide
Terry then started to wail
Because they denied him bail 
They then charged him with violent Santacide. 

"Not guilty you cretins it wasn't me" 
Judge asked" are you pleading insanity "? 
While the Judge was distracted 
Terry moved quick and acted 
Hopped over the court railing and was free.


For now anyway


Written 30th November 2022 
Form: Limerick


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