Crapped Poems - Poems about Crapped

...Women have an inny Between their legs Every year she gets a dozen eggs Sometimes she cracks one open Then begins the hoping That the baby comes out right Perhaps a child of the light Or a crea......Read the rest...

...The moon was big and lit-up, so of course, some local dog was barking like crazy. I got up, it was half past the tic of time and way deeper than any sunken face. I was a little wasted; I ge......Read the rest...

...Old as hell and nowhere near a specimen that doctors feel inclined to level with when physicals are done, I've been hearing comments like, "You'd better do it soon", ever since I hit my sixties...no......Read the rest...

...For fun we played a mind-game, deciding to imagine a perfect dragon. She put together a plump pink dragon that blew rainbow bubbles and smelled of minty chewing gum. Mine was an iridescent c......Read the rest...

...Last night she called, I picked quickly "Hey darling" cold voice whispered "Yes dear" amorously I wanted to get her aligned "How have you been? "You know I've missed you" she continued with a......Read the rest...

...Spring's Excitement There are rhythms of Nature that no one controls that farms use to advantage! Time's fishermen sailed both with tides and fair breezes offshore in their......Read the rest...

...Trumpty dumpty built his great wall Trumpty dumpty crapped on us all All of his felons and all thei......Read the rest...

...She pointed her eyes at the photo and squelched my hopes with just four words "good luck with that" I was planning on turning it into a masterpiece but she made it look like I had jus......Read the rest...

...Does Anybody Care? Does anybody care, what you put in your hair? or think, of the ink you mail to somewhere? With no thought, you lick the stick, nor dawn on product of which you smear on.......Read the rest...

...I WISHED I HAD STAYED IN BED Isn’t there just days you wished you had stayed in bed I went to the shops and, a seagull crapped on my head Everyone laughing, saying you know it means good luck......Read the rest...

...Foreword... Of two commonly used pronunciations, this poem uses Dippla-doe-cous. Originally written as a singy songy thingy to the tune of Supercalifragilistcexpealidocious. ......Read the rest...

...Roll the dice now... hope for six, not a seven. Crapped out, snake eyes!......Read the rest...

...When I get fresh, my dates usually hit me. But last night I dated a woman who bit me. I didn't understand until today why people fear her. I was going to shave but I had no reflection in the mirro......Read the rest...

... Black women in America, let the sterile tabulating machine tally your vociferous views Loud women pridefully possessing the highest voting demographics in the amber land Have your pas......Read the rest...

...T'was the night before Christmas The gifts were all wrapped When the smell, well...it hit me Our new puppy had crapped I knew I could smell it It was not just a fart The puppy had dropped one......Read the rest...