Crapped Poems - Poems about Crapped

...When I first heard of your demise, I was at McDonald's eating a cheeseburger and fries. And when the newscaster said you’d died when an elephant crapped on your head, it didn't come as a big surp......

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...Release the hounds Call out the guard Some simple fool Crapped in my yard Oh woe is me Oh heavy sigh Look at this poo Piled a mile high No words will help No song be su......

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......Now some may think this trend depressing, there’s this idea our creators’ minds understand things on some deep level when they happen to craft the sublime. But I, as one more wayward writer, ......

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...It’s funny to look at creatives, painters, writers, musicians and such, look back across their bodies of work, and laugh at how much of it is luck, that things they put their whole soul into now......

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...The Old Man has never walked on the Moon but he has crapped his pants and he has puked on his wife's shoes but after drinking a bottle of whiskey The Old Man killed it when he played the blues.......

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...Women have an inny Between their legs Every year she gets a dozen eggs Sometimes she cracks one open Then begins the hoping That the baby comes out right Perhaps a child of the light Or a crea......

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...The moon was big and lit-up, so of course, some local dog was barking like crazy. I got up, it was half past the tic of time and way deeper than any sunken face. I was a little wasted; I ge......

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...For fun we played a mind-game, deciding to imagine a perfect dragon. She put together a plump pink dragon that blew rainbow bubbles and smelled of minty chewing gum. Mine was an iridescent c......

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...Last night she called, I picked quickly "Hey darling" cold voice whispered "Yes dear" amorously I wanted to get her aligned "How have you been? "You know I've missed you" she continued with a......

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...Spring's Excitement There are rhythms of Nature that no one controls that farms use to advantage! Time's fishermen sailed both with tides and fair breezes offshore in their......

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...Trumpty dumpty built his great wall Trumpty dumpty crapped on us all All of his felons and all thei......

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...She pointed her eyes at the photo and squelched my hopes with just four words "good luck with that" I was planning on turning it into a masterpiece but she made it look like I had jus......

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...Does Anybody Care? Does anybody care, what you put in your hair? or think, of the ink you mail to somewhere? With no thought, you lick the stick, nor dawn on product of which you smear on.......

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... Isn’t there just days you wished you had stayed in bed I went to the shops, and a seagull crapped on my head Everyone laughing saying you know it means good luck Not quite what I thought, as......

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...Foreword... Of two commonly used pronunciations, this poem uses Dippla-doe-cous. Originally written as a singy songy thingy to the tune of Supercalifragilistcexpealidocious. ......

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