Flippant Foul Fowls

Most birds like to flock together
I wish to know now, where they are
I'd like to hold them and squeeze them
Since they crapped all over my car!

One for sure, I'd like to secure
It's forced expulsion was inclined
To smear my drivers side window
Left behind, what left it's behind! 

Another foul fowl on my list
I'd like to have in my clutches 
Smacked my windshield so deftly
It landed where no wiper touches!

But my enemy number one
Squeezed a bomb off with no concerns
It scored a hit on my bald head
That forced me to yell, "Ow it burns!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Hoffman Avatar
November 2, 2017 at 7:21 PM
Lol, funny stuff Pat!~Che :)
Adams Avatar
November 3, 2017 at 1:32 AM
Yeah, you got to watch those bad bombing birds!!!...Thanks for commenting Cheryl.......80)..
Rodrigues Avatar
November 1, 2017 at 8:06 PM
Funny one!
Adams Avatar
November 1, 2017 at 9:41 PM
Thank you Kim! I'm glad you liked it!!............Pat
Allison Avatar
November 1, 2017 at 7:28 PM
absolutely hilarious Pat and I love the pic lol:-) hugs jan xx
Adams Avatar
November 1, 2017 at 9:40 PM
Thanks Jan. One of those funnier now than then moments!...........80)....x.......Pat
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