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Short Crapped Poems

Short Crapped Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Crapped by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Crapped by length and keyword.


Bombs Away
Bird aloft in the sky
soaring on majestic wings, 
he crapped on my car...

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Categories: crapped, bird, funny,
Form: Haiku



Premium Member Roll the Dice
Roll the dice now...
hope for six, not a seven.
Crapped out, snake eyes!...

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Categories: crapped, games, humorous, nice, poetry,
Form: Haiku
Old Man Blues
The Old Man has never
walked on the Moon
but he has crapped his pants
and he has puked on his wife's shoes
but after drinking a bottle of whiskey
The Old Man killed it when he played the blues....

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Categories: crapped, dark, life,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member I was at McDonald's when I heard of your demise
When I first heard of your demise,
I was at McDonald's eating a cheeseburger and fries.
And when the newscaster said
you’d died when an elephant crapped on your head,
it didn't come as a big surprise.
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Categories: crapped, death, food, humorous, rude, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member That's A Lot Of Crap
Release the hounds

Call out the guard 

Some simple fool

Crapped in my yard 

Oh woe is me

Oh heavy sigh

Look at this poo

Piled a mile high 

No words will help 

No song be sung

Just tell me now

Who flung the dung...

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Categories: crapped, angst,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member I Wished I Had Stayed In Bed
Listen to poem:
Isn’t there just days you wished you had stayed in bed
I went to the shops, and a seagull crapped on my head
 
Everyone laughing saying you know it means good luck 
Not quite what I thought, as trying to remove the muck

Yeah, Lordy, how I wished I had stayed in bed


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Categories: crapped, bird, horror,
Form: Couplet
Tumpty Dumpty
Trumpty dumpty built his great wall
                                                 Trumpty dumpty crapped on us all
                                                 All of his felons and all their men 
                                                 given a second term will betray us again....

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Categories: crapped, america, betrayal, character, corruption, political, rights,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Jealousy
She pointed her eyes at the photo and squelched my hopes with just four words "good luck with that" I was planning on turning it into a masterpiece but she made it look like I had just crapped on it Too bad I didn't see her shade of green, nor how she was so mean.
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Categories: crapped, jealousy,
Form: Free verse
Child Beauty
Chubby cheeks,
with red dumplings,
a chin having,
a deep adorable sink,
with wide blue eyes,
having a naughty twink,
his golden locks,
were soft,
and plenty,
his baby fragrance,
I used to inhale deep,
as in my lap,
he used to sleep,
its only when,
he stirred,
burped,
and crapped,
that his innocent helpless,
beauty,
in fact seeped....

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Categories: crapped, inspirational, life, philosophy,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Cheese and Whine
I despair when I’ve stepped in dog poo Excrement on the sole of my shoe It would be indiscreet If I crapped in the street I wish doggies would use a pooch loo! I mowed the grass but now feel forlorn I see cat poo all over my lawn My neighbour’s pussy Is so darn fussy ... It's just my lawn that he treats with scorn! Here’s my whine now pass the Cheese Contest Sponsored by Phillip Garcia 08~01~16
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Categories: crapped, anger, humorous, pets,
Form: Limerick
The Need
The dog barked ,
and its puppies yelped,
I was raised,
mulling my eyes,
I got out,
something was definitely wrong,
the winter bit in my bed clothes,
and crapped through legs deep in,
shaking my head,
to drop the drowse,
I began to look for my glasses,
and frantically browsed,
getting them on table,
I put them on,
and went to the door,
cranking it ajar,
I stepped to the kennel,
only to find,
that nothing was wrong,
the canine family,
simply needed more of flannel....

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Categories: crapped,
Form: Free verse
Imagining Dragons
For fun we played a mind-game,
deciding to imagine a perfect dragon.

She put together a plump pink dragon
that blew rainbow bubbles
and smelled of minty chewing gum.

Mine was an iridescent cockatrice,
a spiny feathered serpent that vomited hydrogen Sulfide
coating all with the stench of rotting eggs.

“Ugh!” She cried!

Then I added
that already her dragon had been eaten by killer fairies.

“Pig, you crapped on my cute dragon!”

I may be sleeping on the couch tonight....

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Categories: crapped, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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