Craig Poems - Poems about Craig

Handcuffs For Chief Craig Who Snuffs

Handcuffs for Chief Craig who snuffs!
No longer seems one who bluffs,
Empty his third boxed up Snuff;
I could not help “An Enough!”
The act capturing as duff, 
Performer to nostrils rough…

Pity had I for Craig’s nose
Brownish Powder hoped to close:
Bad Air spreads each time it blows, 
East/West: wherever it goes…

Craig’s fights with snuff getting tough,
Off Craig should

Categories: craig, addiction, change, character, health,
Form: Rhyme

The Lady Down the Lane Craig Cornish Poetry Contest Slam

The lady down the lane

Who resides at Cottage Number 19 

The Ambulance just took away


I did not know her actual name

Nor where she came from

If in fact she even received vistors

Or had a family of her own

Nor where or when in fact 
her funeral will be held


The only thing i can recount

Is her garden was

Categories: craig, slam,
Form: Free verse

Craig De Num

Dog Soldiers of the secret Scottish regimen
Go in op of your creatures that lurk in
The shadows I know you've found more
Monsters than the world knows and the
Labyrinth of your coven remains legend
Since many hundred years ago and the
Rumor goes your lair has many bottomless
Pits of where dragons, werewolves and
Selchies dwell within the gates of hell...
Well

Categories: craig, adventure, fantasy, soldier,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Josef Craig

This man loves Newcastle United football club, 
And has overcome Graves’ disease thyroidal, 
By having an op to remove that deathly snub, 
Of his prowess in the swimming pool brutal. 

He won a bronze in the 100 metres freestyle,
At the British Swimming Championships 2012,
Then at the UK championships international,
Those for disabled people, he won in

Categories: craig, body, health, sports, success,
Form: Quatrain

Goodbye, Yvonne Craig

You starred as Batgirl and as the green babe in an episode of Star Trek.
You died of breast cancer and your fans and family's lives are a wreck.
Breast cancer is a big threat to women, it's what many have died of.
You entertained many people and because of that, you were loved.
In 1971, you starred in

Categories: craig, cancer, celebrity, dedication, tribute,
Form: Rhyme

Spam and Craig

"Proper Pam im-promiscuity carries a
tepid torch against the blank footlights
of a dimlit digital marital marquee---last on the 
billing of a car-null double featurette like
a black and white bijou plotless rerun
hand cranked by an arthritic arm;
pit pursuant of
quicksand lust with a gray gaze monotony
able to hitchhike from a plavce point left
only undetermined,
I've seen more action from

Categories: craig, angst, child, depression, husband,
Form: Free verse

Craig Kelly Let It Ride

He seemed an ordinary boy
until he found the supreme joy
of snowboarding, made it an art
in which no one can take a part
without recalling Craig, and how
he was the start of all that’s now.

He is recognized by his peers
as one of a few pioneers
who brought snowboarding up to par,		
esteemed as other snow sports are. 
It now

Categories: craig, death, sportswork, january, mountains,
Form: Rhyme

Ol' Wes, Ol' Craig and Rocky

While cleaning my house one night,
I heard a noise outside real clear.
I looked out the door and to my surprise
Ol’ Wes, ol’ Craig, and Rocky was there

These little varmints, are varmints indeed,
Three pesky little coons.
They live to investigate what’s on my porch
Those silly, silly goons.

I shooed them away by stomping my foot
But they sat there

Categories: craig, animals, children, funny,
Form: I do not know?