Humorous Couplet Poems

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In the land of laundry, where socks reside,
there's a sneaky thief who loves to hide.
I put two socks in the wash, you see,
but only one...

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The story's told of bygone days,
Of a man named Vince with his soul ablaze,
While the hearts of animals far and near
Were filled with abject dread...

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A fierce eagle in mid-flight
Was overcome with fearful fright.
He could not believe his eyes,
“What’s this doing in my skies?
First, there was Ben Franklin’s kite.
Now, I...

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Thank you, Wind, for sitting with me -
A most uncommon interviewee.

Glad to help, won't you take good notes,
So that you may avoid misquotes?

Sure, I think...

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Instead of acting like you’re in mourning
Add a smile and say good morning

Instead of walking around with a frown
You can be happy without being a...

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Baa baa black sheep or should I call you ewe 
Yes ma'am, yes ma'am but it's really up to you
 
eww, eww there's something on...

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The symbol of docility 
In green lands of tranquility. 

There’s more to lamb that meets the eye 
Besides her nature, soft and shy.

Over its tender...

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Mary had a flock of sheep but just one was a ram
She also had a giving nature… and a brand new pram

Mary tries so earnestly...

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More Idiom Humor
Miracle Man 
1/23/2024

Some days I just wake up feeling of low self esteem,
I survey the night’s happenings and almost scream.

Other days I feel...

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The Real Truth
With Texas Idioms
Miracle Man
October 22, 2023

Saturday nights in Haskell was always a battle,
some thought Ruff might be “all hat and no Cattle”.

He oft...

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           Meant to be humorous…Pangie

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About climate change and its effects there has been a lot of chatter.

One concern is that the sea-level is rising and I think I know...

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Why do I get lumbered with a nutcase on the bus?
I’m craving peace and quiet, so I won’t make a fuss.

But I don’t want to...

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I'll make this quick, I'll keep it short, you don't have to read a whole sonnet
Yesterday, I got a nametag sticker... but forgot to write...

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I faced this man with whom I had an affinity
This is what I found him express with authority.

You’re handsome, and absolutely adorable
Face emits intelligent sparks...

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