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07/24/23

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Why do I get lumbered with a nutcase on the bus? I’m craving peace and quiet, so I won’t make a fuss. But I don’t want to hear about his toenail collection, or that he must take Viagra to maintain his ********! Oh crikey, he doesn’t need it - he’s ‘rising’ in his seat, and making lewd suggestions I’d better not repeat! I gather up my shopping and make a false excuse, I’d forgotten to get cat food for my pussy Bruce. So I make a hasty exit, although it’s not my stop, I’m in dire need of Valium from the chemist shop! Next time I travel on the bus, I’ll feign I’m fast asleep, and pray I’m not joined by any foul mouthed creep!

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Lisa Ricci

Date: 7/29/2023 3:43:00 AM

Jan Jan Jan. Good Morning. Humor and smiles is just what the doctor ordered for all. It was a great way to start the morning with fluff and stuff. I found this entry adorable. And yes, your title alone is hilarious to which led me to open the page. Thank you for sharing. Have a great morning and weekend. Blessings always (smile)

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 7/27/2023 1:17:00 PM

Congratulations on your win. What a fun/cute ~ write/story/picture. You sure do run into some real characters... Have a great day.....................

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:37:00 PM

thankfully its pure fiction xx

Jim Slaughter

Date: 7/26/2023 10:45:00 AM

Gosh, Jan...I hope you keep a canister of Mace handy. If this is a recounting of a real experience, I'm so sorry for you. Sometimes there's just no accounting for the vicissitudes of the human race.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:37:00 PM

No it was just written after i was sitting alone on a bus and a bloke was going on and on to his mate about toenail clippings and my mind went into overdrive lol xx

Charles Messina

Date: 7/26/2023 1:55:00 AM

There's always that one at a party, gathering or on a bus (lol). Love it, Jan! BOL in the contest. Hugs Charlie

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:36:00 PM

thanks Charles xx

Terry Miller

Date: 7/26/2023 1:53:00 AM

I love this one, my kind of poem, congratulations.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/28/2023 3:36:00 PM

thanks Terry xx

Eileen Manassian

Date: 7/26/2023 12:40:00 AM

You crack me up!!! Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Hmmmmm... rising to the occasion after talking about a toenail collection makes me think this guy has a foot fetish. ;) what a gutsy write. Big hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2023 1:03:00 AM

thank you thank you thank you for commenting on rising to the occasion lol:-) I thought i may get away with lol:-) hugs jan xx

Christuraj Alex

Date: 7/26/2023 12:03:00 AM

Very interesting writing. Congratulations!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2023 1:02:00 AM

Thanks Christuraj xx

Gershon Wolf

Date: 7/25/2023 7:03:00 PM

Just wondering if you are aware that 'Bruce' sneaked into this poem. Almost cost you there, my dear. lol. Cute one, Jan!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/26/2023 1:01:00 AM

thanks GW:-) hugs jan xx

Joseph May

Date: 7/25/2023 6:23:00 AM

There are some strange characters on the buses and trains, Very nicely penned Jan, Hugs

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 10:16:00 AM

for sure there are Joseph:-) hugs jan xx

Judy Ball

Date: 7/25/2023 3:43:00 AM

OhmigoodnessJan! I hope that didn't really happen to you! You can meet some weirdos on the bus though. I waws riding the bus once and a drunk kept trying to talk to me and tell me how he knew my whole family and that I belonged to a well known French family in town. CRAZY! I'M ITALIAN! Good write my friend. God Bless, JB

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 10:15:00 AM

Thankfully its fictional lol but i do now feign sleep to avoid nutters like I've endured in the past lol:-) hugs jan xx

Joanna Daniel

Date: 7/25/2023 2:35:00 AM

One can meet some strange people on the bus, that's for sure... great picture, Jan:)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 10:14:00 AM

thanks Jo:-) hugs Jan xx

Evelyn Judy Buehler

Date: 7/24/2023 10:31:00 PM

Very funny poem, Jan. I think the picture is hilarious, too! :=)

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 1:28:00 AM

Thanks Evelyn it is a cute pic and much more fun than others I found on buses lol:-) hugs jan xx

The Situation

Date: 7/24/2023 5:58:00 PM

Entertaining and artful. But toenail collection wonder what that metaphore is?

Jan Allison
Date: 7/25/2023 1:28:00 AM

lol I shudder to think lol:-) hugs jan xx

David Fisher

Date: 7/24/2023 5:11:00 PM

Nutcase is the title of the day(TOTD). What a great word and use of it in your poem. Too funny!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 5:21:00 PM

lol thanks David, was fun writing it - mainly fictional lol:-) hugs Jan xx

David Smith

Date: 7/24/2023 4:44:00 PM

What is there to say. There is a costly solution. Book two seats one for a giantthem teddy bear they can talk to or an AI to accompany you. I have worked with them all, the most dangerous are the ones who bear grudges over little things The news here is about our Minister of Justice and her breakdown. Trust your instincts life experience and do your best not to appear a threat. Different for men but still dangerous as far as lost souls or no souls are concerned. Think poetry and stay safe David

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 5:00:00 PM

thanks David... I will stick to being in the car with hubby much safer! I seldom use public transport ... and the poem is pretty much fiction except i do attract nutters sitting by or near me lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 7/24/2023 2:52:00 PM

Jan I’ve met some nutcases on buses over the years I was at work. When sitting on the inside seat what are you to do when some creep presses his thigh into yours and they look straight ahead as if nothing is wrong. Great poem… Belle

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 3:34:00 PM

Its most uncomfortable in so many ways Belle, and i guess you just have to move seats if at all possible and I've had my fair share of nutters sit next to me lol . I started this poem some months ago and although I had my own seat I was inspired by a bloke talking very loudly and repeating himself to his mate about toe nails lol and once i started to write the other ideas formed lol:-) I actually finished the poem yesterday and edited it again tonight as I'd been to a funeral and needed to smile! hugs jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 7/24/2023 12:59:00 PM

Well done, Jan! It is ridiculous the words that PS feels the need to asterisk while letting others slip by. Boggles the mind!

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 1:41:00 PM

yes I agree Ilene pussy used to be starred now its allowed lol:-) hugs jan xx

Lin Lane

Date: 7/24/2023 11:14:00 AM

You got 'em all in these lines, Jan. Just shoved them right in there! Strange name for your 'kitty.'

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 12:58:00 PM

hahaha

Lin Lane
Date: 7/24/2023 12:23:00 PM

why bother? It's a Jan Allison poem.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 11:48:00 AM

need more than an asterisk to camouflage it to be honest lol lol

Lin Lane
Date: 7/24/2023 11:23:00 AM

Yep, and those asterisks don't camouflage a thing.

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 11:21:00 AM

shame i can't write bawdy on the title but so be it. I may add it when the contest has closed x

Jan Allison
Date: 7/24/2023 11:17:00 AM

lol Lin - amazing I can now write pussy without it being starred but it won't accept erection lol. You know I don't have a cat that's the irony of course - total fictional poem ... maybe lol hugs jan xx