Can't Catch the Wind

Thank you, Wind, for sitting with me - A most uncommon interviewee. Glad to help, won't you take good notes, So that you may avoid misquotes? Sure, I think that would be a crime. Tell our readers how you spend time. I love to travel everywhere, So many places I move the air. I have pushed ships across the sea To new lands of opportunity. I caress folks' faces and skin. So they feel good outside and in. I convey smells of fresh baked bread, Jasmine flowers and roses, red, The happy shouts of kids at play, And singing birds to start the day. Do you ever find that you get bored? Are there more pastimes you've explored? I make ladies' hair come undone. I swiftly rustle skirts for fun. I blow a hat off of a head.  I'll make a field goal miss instead. Sometimes, when I get furious, I'm a cyclone, injurious.  Thanks Wind, I've enjoyed our meeting. This will be engaging reading. And so, the interview ended. Notes on which the piece depended, Placed on the cafe table, unbound, Were blown here, there, and all around, As the interviewer was taught, The Wind's a guy who can't be caught.