Could Eat A Horse Poems - Poems about Could Eat A Horse

...Cruel fate nixed our sites set for buying a hoagie Yours truly and the wife tended to some errands, which included going to the Limerick, Pennsylvania Citizens Bank for me to rectify an erro......

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...Sneezing fit – tests nasal septum The word Gesundheit was first used in English in 1914. It became popular in the United States due to the many German immigrants who moved there. Many Americans ma......

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... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a mastiff cross and my name is Max. To be precise it’s Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess magical powers as s......

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...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub (a poetic partial fiction blended, diced, fricaseed, marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, stewed... with fact) Hmm... ......

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...Apoplectic curmudgeon fumbles... Jumpstarting outstanding undertaking... bringing jouncy, spectacularly crafted, nuanced, zesty, noteworthy, creatively spirited enlightened written poem. Thi......

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...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub whereby the missus didst potchke created whirling dervish hubbub after enjoying repast, (fit for a tarnished king), yours truly a......

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...Recurrent sneezing fit courtesy freshly mowed grass circa June 20th, 2022 prompted me to stutter self addressed rapid fire gesundheit nsync with, spluttering “I don't have any allergies!” ......

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...Thus, methinks himself wise to don cooking apron please do not ask why trumpeting self as master chef boyardee so move over wife and allow husband to try his hand (using skill - let) me prepare ......

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...There once was a big alligator It got out of an elevator A very loud yell The voice rang a bell His mate was on the travelator His mate was a communicator And said, ‘I said I’d see y......

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...An infinitesimal slight speck tickled nostril follicle – activated via an itty bitty, nitty gritty dirt band noah bigger than a mole luck yule set in motion a chain reaction, whence mine sens......

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...Just had brekkie, 10:00 am, hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell......

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...I relish being hungry for popslop grub... (on second thought lemme join anorexic club until rib cage protruding taut and visible doubling as drum to drub synchronized with heart that goes lub d......

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...Just had brekkie and I'm hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell......

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...Teens are people who get hungry again before The dishes are washed, they're looking for more Most recall I'll bet Some the same yet Not me, at least an hour till I could eat a horse<>...

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...Since beginning my weight loss routine My joy for eating's increased by umpteen Could eat a horse But refrain of course Trust me, I'm like a damn eating machine......

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