Could Eat A Horse Poems - Poems about Could Eat A Horse

... An Introduction to Max Hi, I am a mastiff cross and my name is Max. To be precise it’s Magical Maxi the Wonder Dog but you can call me Max. That’s not to say I possess magical powers as s......

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...I relished being hungry for leftover Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub (a poetic partial fiction blended, diced, fricaseed, marinated, mixed, pureed, sautéed, stewed... with fact) Hmm... ......

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...I relished being hungry for Thanksgiving pop slop gloppy grub whereby the missus didst potchke created whirling dervish hubbub after enjoying repast, (fit for a tarnished king), yours truly a......

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...Thus, methinks himself wise to don cooking apron please do not ask why trumpeting self as master chef boyardee so move over wife and allow husband to try his hand (using skill - let) me prepare ......

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...There once was a big alligator It got out of an elevator A very loud yell The voice rang a bell His mate was on the travelator His mate was a communicator And said, ‘I said I’d see y......

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...Just had brekkie, 10:00 am, hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell......

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...Just had brekkie and I'm hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell......

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...Teens are people who get hungry again before The dishes are washed, they're looking for more Most recall I'll bet Some the same yet Not me, at least an hour till I could eat a horse<>...

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...Since beginning my weight loss routine My joy for eating's increased by umpteen Could eat a horse But refrain of course Trust me, I'm like a damn eating machine......

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...Just had brekkie, 10:00 am and hungry as hell Could eat a horse, well not literally, maybe a gazelle Still losing pounds Downward bound Soon be a skinny-ma-link, a pathetic shell......

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...Now I don't know if you've heard Of the Baked Bean competition Where contestants eat as much as can In just twenty five minutes Up they lined ready to start To gobble up these dishes Standing......

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...Horsemeat Scandal in Europe By Elton Camp “Beef” is a word that’s loosely applied Although to most, cow meat is implied It’s off to the slaughterhouse with old Mag It seems it’s been the same with......

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...(sorry, Tirzah, I could not do a nice long poem on horses. I just felt like doing some silly limericks playing off expressions for horses. Thanks for the inspiration!) I Hate that Horse There......

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