Could Eat a Horse

Since beginning my weight loss routine My joy for eating's increased by umpteen Could eat a horse But refrain of course Trust me, I'm like a damn eating machine
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January 29, 2018 at 8:04 AM
To eat a horse I ask//Is it an enormous task?//Why only one?//Two'd weigh a ton//In the shade of your belly you'd bask. NIBBLE ON CHOMPIN' JACKSON!!!
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January 29, 2018 at 9:23 AM
Have I told you lately that I love... err your limericks!!! Male smackers!!!
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January 29, 2018 at 8:07 AM
Hey not a bad ide... WAIT! I'm on a weight loss routine! You tricketh me good buddy!!! GOOD MORNING MY LOVE!!!
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January 29, 2018 at 7:57 AM
My daily dose of giggles! Thank you Jack :) much love from the East my sweet friend! xomo
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January 29, 2018 at 8:04 AM
AWWWWW!!! My dear Ottawantonian lass!!! Happy day from Happy Jack... lovesies!!! Happy Jack xxx
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January 29, 2018 at 7:27 AM
I bet you are not... I am sure you do not eat as much as you make out... lol
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January 29, 2018 at 7:40 AM
Well to be honest, to achieve this ENORMOUS weight loss, here's how I've done it! Three healthy meals a day... ABSOLUTELY no snacks in between... and get an eight hour BEAUTY SLEEP every night!!! Oh and refrain from touching young fillies at the mall! Oh sorry, went off track there!!!!!!
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