Yule Christmas Poems

Yule dinner mishap.
Menu chosen, peon chef;
Lactose –explosion!
...

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Through the frosty forest we roam
With our keen-edged tools in hand
We seek the fairest Christmas tree
That shall adorn our land

We spy a pine with verdant...

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after the feast
his belt
finds the yule-hole 


A yule-hole is the  hole you need to move your belt to after you’ve eaten a massive meal....

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The first king size bed was fashioned nearly two-thousand years ago,

Not by Thomasville, Broyhill or Bassett, producers that we all know.

There was no pillow-top mattress...

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Cold, cold nights before the fire
Dressed in winter’s bright attire
I watch the Yule log burning strong
Burning still the whole night long

I think of joy, I...

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Today I'll build myself a wreath
I'll buy the floral tape
I'll hunt for pines and mistletoe
I'll bend them into shape

Today I'll play a Christmas song
I'll find...

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Ring! Ring! Bells of Yule
and the golden peel they play.
May the message they tell
as they rise and swell
bring joy to your heart today.
...

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White Christmas is not what many people think it is
As we know Christmas is a lively annual festival
Celebrated seven days before the end of the...

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Mrs Claus made a viagra eggnog 
To energise ol’ Santa Claus Yule log
His frozen south pole recovered large-scale
Wagging frisky as a puppy dogs tail.

Mrs Claus...

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bleak
Christmas
is nearing,
bells are ringing,
young carolers singing from door to door
yule joyful hymns in moonlit crisp air night
a nascent dawn
with anxious
laughter
sounds

there
a tree
full of hope
grandchildren thrilled.
without you,...

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We write to you, your elfin crew,
To wish you joy and cheer!
For Christmas is upon us now -
The climax of our year.

We've toiled together -...

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It is December 26th just in time
another Christmas gone time to unwind
No more eggnog  or yule log
No more bright lights or caroling at night
No...

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It's 2022 and inflation is too high
everything too expensive to even buy
Christmas is nearing and Santa took a hike
But cheer up and smile with woke...

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Dickens Christmas carol revisited by nicked saint

Frigidaire - from upper atmosphere 
hammering and whipsawing debris 
ferociously with an angry flare,
cuz mother nature - fed up...

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A variation on a theme by Dr. Seuss...

There once was a Grinch who was bad to the bone,
Which was why he always spent Christmas alone,
But...

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