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Chortled Poems - Poems about Chortled

Premium Member A Lantern Made of Suicide Notes: Suicide by Metaphors
...I. The Hour of Approach The poem I was writing refused to end— it kept writing me. Blood didn't ink these lines— the ink bled me. Each stanza a hidden-hematoma across......

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Categories: chortled, creation, literature, mental health,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Braving out the Tsunami
...A huge tsunami did not bother these two Maude McMillian and her twin sister Sue They got in their shopping cart and rode a wave Many commented those old gals are brave We have been in tsunamis ......

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Categories: chortled, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member the sorcerers apprentice
...The old sorcerer was teaching his apprentice a lesson about the moon, but as usual the subject drifted, this time, to witches. “How would I know a witch if I saw one?” The apprentice asked. “It’s ......

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Categories: chortled, fantasy, fun, humor, write,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member for luck
...(a university-life vignette) It’s a Friday night, Leong and I are at a small restaurant close to the dorm called “Ordinary.” We’re in a cozy, pleasantly dark, little red booth—waiting for......

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Categories: chortled, celebration, drink, humor, school,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member lemon-shine
...The bright sunrise made the snow-covered Alp mountain-tips, an hour-away-by-car, glow like they were topped with lemon ice-cream. Was this evidence of magic? Peter (my bf) and I are low atop the f......

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Categories: chortled, boyfriend, paris, student, summer,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member etiquette
...I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages. Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.” Someone mentioned that when I complained abo......

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Categories: chortled, health, humor, school,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member In Grimaced Glee
...You wait In chortled glee Time’s ticking toll Sharpening itself ‘neath your dark robe And I Poor fool Fear not your sting As naught is left But tatters Of past now’s And you Life’s da......

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Categories: chortled, dark,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member POINT CLICK and SCROLL
...“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses” if a couple is next to a screen and there is no screaming from me except in excitement at my selection. That Razer Viper V2 Pro so light and quick u......

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Categories: chortled, silly,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Feathers of Pride and Humility
...In twilight's realm where... moonbeams entwine. There are two owls engaged... in a contrast of minds: A Great Horned Owl so proud and strong! And a Great Gray Owl whis is cunning and lon......

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Categories: chortled, allegory, education, humanity, philosophy,
Form: Didactic
Shape of Your Heart
...Colored yellow beneath the sunlight Eidoloned by azure breeze of the sky Covered green like trees of delight Scented by wind and bubbles of lye Corded in lamp that cools the night Your heart t......

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Categories: chortled, heart,
Form: Rhyme
Brouhaha
...The reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick split lickety And ended outside in the hedges most......

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Categories: chortled, family, funny,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Pastel Purple
...It’s 6:15pm. Peter, Anna, Sophy and I are studying in the common room of our suite. “We need to get serious,” Peter whispered, but there was no subject in the declaration, so I was left confused a......

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Categories: chortled, conflict, confusion, humor, identity,
Form: Free verse
Mickey Roberts
...Me and Mickey Roberts Climbed from his car. And me and Mickey Robert’s Brag walked to this bar Only to be greeted by This welcoming shout. The old landlord it seemed Was moving out And ......

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Categories: chortled, friendship, funny, humor, memory,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Loving Chip and Dale
...Chip and Dale were favorite cartoons of my sister and me. With so much ***** and happiness, joyful they could be. They ran around in chipmunk form and chittered away. Making our cartoon fest much......

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Categories: chortled, technology,
Form: Rhyme
To Kill With Intriguing
...Did i a) release a co-written novel ----------------with a guy who promised his sister and created a book of own poetry -------2) sat beside my son and heard him giggle -------W)hat is going with ......

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Categories: chortled, poetry,
Form: Free verse

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