Whats That On Your Boob

What’s that on your boob I asked.
You’re a boob, she hissed at me.
The faerie on her sweater sneaded.
Please look in the mirror I pleaded.

Seriously, I am not kidding.
She would not now do my bidding.
I pointed at her right breast.
Just look at what has come to rest.

Faerie chortled rather loudly
As I was carried away fast, not proudly.
Just take a look I yelled to my sis as a plea.
As the Sexual Harassment Police arrested me.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019



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Date: 12/29/2019 9:04:00 PM
Ha, ha. Can't even have a chuckle or a chortle anymore with those Correctness Pollce everywhere these days. ~ Bibbidy-bobbidy-boob! :) gw
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/30/2019 12:12:00 PM
I took a risk and somehow got by the censors with "boob". HA!
Date: 12/29/2019 8:45:00 AM
I had a real laugh at this one - ' as the sexual harassment police arrested me' Well penned Caren, Hugs, Jennifer.
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/29/2019 11:26:00 AM
I am always accidentally harassing women at work as I still think boobs are funny.
Date: 12/28/2019 6:08:00 PM
Lol...snort...snort
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/29/2019 11:26:00 AM
Thank you Kim.
Date: 12/28/2019 5:18:00 PM
Very droll, love the surprise ending - just be sure the PC police don't lock you up for using the word 'boob'!
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Caren Krutsinger
Date: 12/29/2019 11:27:00 AM
Hahahahaha I do not think they put that word on their list. We used to call them headlights back in the 50's.
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