POINT CLICK and SCROLL

“Mice” is nice but might be called “mouses” if a couple is next to a screen and there is no screaming from me except in excitement at my selection. That Razer Viper V2 Pro so light and quick under my palm. Point, click and scroll with complete control. Sexy as that is, mine’s plain old gray, like an old man in a squeaky wheelchair. And my guy started the whole shebang when he started the mouse wheel turning in my mind. He said he was taking mice to India. I chortled at the thought of two as well as the word choice. How cool that I can pound on a tablet screen to ask “the boss” the proper way. Improperly, the internet replies that both are right. How can both be right? I just know my guy is wrong because the opposite means his wife is… I can’t even say it. Mice or mouses, marriage lice or louses. Scroll wheel turning, turning, turning and “Proud Mary burnin’” daylight, agreeing to disagree. *lyrics by John Cameron Fogerty